I got into a arm wrestling match with an aging hipster at the Palo Verde Bar. I kicked his ass. I won and I did not have to try. The 40 year old with bleached black hair and Popeye forearms was flabbergasted.
There is a librarian at a certain public library that has a crush on me.
I bought a rose for my favorite bartender on her birthday.
I Had 2 minutes to write this.
2 comments:
Dude - you rock. And you've even been sick.
lol you're so cute.
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