Friday, December 31, 2004

Blogger gets suspended Attack of the Blog 2004-12-22:

"The Unreal piece, 'Local Blog o' the Week,' highlighted an online diary written under the pseudonym Roland H. Thompson. Though Finney did not identify himself by name in the blog, titled 'Rage, Anguish and Other Bad Craziness in St. Louis,' he chronicled minute details of his life, including lengthy passages about his job as a Post-Dispatch features writer.

Sources at the Post who informed Riverfront Times of Finney's suspension say the newsroom was abuzz over the action, thought to be one of only a few instances in which an American journalist has been disciplined because of a personal blog."

Thursday, December 30, 2004

Possible Interview with National Magazine

Did I give this post away with the title? I checked out a fellow blogger that got fired and I might be getting interviewed in the coming week or so. I can almost feel my 15 minutes coming, and I nothing to wear!

Wednesday, December 29, 2004

A review of the timeline

Some of you may not be too familiar with the events of this blog so here is a quick rundown:
  • August 10 , court management becomes aware of this website.

"it became quite obvious that this website was created and maintained by you. Upon investigation of your Outlook E-mail account , e-mails sent by you indicate you are the originator of the website and it's content."

Talk about your crack investigating staff, after finding emails where I state the website is mine they determine the website is mine.

  • September 1

I received a certified letter notifying me that "effective immediately ( I ) was being placed on administrative leave (so the administration could) conduct an minimize disruption in the workplace."

You know I find there is nothing like a administrative investigation to minimize workplace disruptions.

  • October 15

My copy of the "preliminary charges " via certified letter arrives. Chocked full of 7 juicy charges.

  • November 8

I have been given 10 days to argue to the very official sounding Judicial Merit System Commisssion.

  • November 17

Filed my appeal, a hearing gets set for Jan.4th. Unemployment then denies my claim, after throwing to the wind the first 6 charges, but damn that unlucky 7th one.

Your all up to date.

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Thursday, December 23, 2004

Bad guys 1 good guys -zero

Well it appears that I have been denied my unemployment benifits, I think I will just delete this blog and give up on this folks .

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

5 PM deadline coming

I just got a call from unemployment telling me 6 of the 7 charges against me have been dismissed by the benifts office. One down one to go. I get a call at 5 to determine my elegiblity. Keep yo' fingers crossed boys and girls.

Sunday, December 19, 2004

Fired Blogger Gets Unemployment

Fellow fired blogger, Diary of a Flight Attendant, gets unemployment insurance, she writes:

Yesterday I had my first victory against Delta: the Georgia Department of Labor granted me my unemployment benefits. The reasoning for their determination in my favor was as follows: Your employer fired you for violation of a reasonable and known policy. The available facts show that you were not aware of the rule, policy, or requirement. The facts show that you did not fail to follow employer's rules, orders or instructions. Therefore, you can be paid benefits. I guess I couldn't wish for a better birthday present...

Hey, maybe even I can get it then.

Friday, December 10, 2004

Unemployment update

The Unemployment office called at 1:27 , just a few minutes after their allotted time period. For state government , that's not bad! I guess it could be a week or two before a decision comes down as to whether I get benefits or start a job at Wendy's.

My roomate's sister insists that Wendy is looking for another English speaker. I bet.

Unemployed Kerry Staffer

Here is a fellow who is unemployed too! How could he have guessed G. W. would win? Unemployed Kerry Staffer

Thursday, December 09, 2004

Januarary 4 is the big day?

My hearing will be held Januarary 4th. Well at least that is the date that I chose. I got a letter from the hearing officer and chose the last possible day he could do it. Nothing like putting off tomorrow what could be done today, right? I am waiting for the unemployment office to call me for a interview to decide if I will get benifits.

It's noon and they have till 1 pm. It's kinda like waiting for the cable guy. We will call sometime between 7 am and 1 pm. I used to provide that level of bureaucratic customer service , some would say it's KARMA biting me in the ass, I say KARMA can go suck on a rotten egg.

Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Filed my appeal

Well folks , I filed my appeal with the Judicial Merit System Commisssion. It was received as timely. The next timeline is Januarary 4th that's when I will have to have had the hearing by. My tons of lawyer friends will have to prep me on how I can expect to be grilled.

Friday, November 19, 2004

Things taken for granted until unemployment hits.

Here's a list of things you normally take for granted until you are faced with unemployment:

  1. A fresh box of Arm and Hammer odor dissolving baking soda for the freezer and refrigerator. [if one of you would just click through a google ad , and buy some baking soda for christ sakes.]
  2. Health care.
  3. (2 ) two-liters a day cola habit is hard to break.

Monday, November 15, 2004

The hunting of the library assistant vol.1

It's good to know the Attorney Generals office (see my previous post dated Oct. 30) has put aside investigating used car dealers who sell lemons to unsuspecting buyers, to delve into the procedures of spying on it's citizens and state workers.

AG's office: "Uh, but wasn't that car sold to your Ex-wife? I mean that's gotta make it funny? "

Not as funny as abandoning any pretext of civic servitude and substituting the proto-fascist mechanisms of a police state. Though I must admit: for a fascist police state apparatus you do seem to have a sense of humor.

Friday, November 12, 2004

I guess you can get Fired for blogging!

So the day that we have all been waiting for has finally come to fruition. It all started way back on September 1, 2004.
I received a certified letter notifying me that "effective immediately ( I ) was being placed on administrative leave so the administration could conduct an minimize disruption in the workplace."
You know I find there is nothing like a administrative investigation to minimize workplace disruptions.

In the letter I was directed "not to enter any court buildings while the investigation was being conducted."
It should be noted the rumors that swirl around me, involving a supposed fetish for guns are completely untrue. Hey, I even support the repeal of the 2nd amendment.

October 15

My copy of the "preliminary charges" via certified letter arrives. It is chock full of 7 juicy charges in official bureospeak fluttered with just enough Starr Report porno type references for easy reading.
Charge # 2 starts off with quite a bit of bravado "you engaged in conduct, which could undermine the integrity of the judiciary."
C'mon, it's not like I rigged a presidential election or sent a guy to jail for life for stealing a slice of pizza.*
Supporting facts of the allegation included such memorable prose as:
"On August 10, 2004 court management was made aware of a website at "
Really? And I thought that the whole no advertising thing was working. Oh, and I won't bemoan the fact that the www website does not exist and that you need the http to get to it. Semantics will get you nowhere.

November 8

I have been given 10 days to argue to the very official sounding Judicial Merit System Commission that I should be able to keep my job. It seems to me that somebody does not have sense of humor right, mister.

Next Post: More fun with Bureospeak™!

* All true events ..look'em up ...try google or wikpedia

Sunday, October 31, 2004

Abolish Work Website.

Abolish work

The only problem with this webpage is that it misunderstands the nature of the communist critique of capitalism.

If the author simply read the 1844 Manuscripts by Karl Marx he would have a better understanding of socialism and the nature of its attack on the free enterprise system; nevertheless, at least he gets some things right.

There is more freedom in any dictatorship than in the ordinary American workplace.

Don't believe me? When was the last time you thought about needing to get permission to take a piss? You have no privacy, no thoughts, no right to your time when you are at work. The only freedom you have is the freedom to be fired!

Most citizens get caught up believing in the Freedom and Truth that is America, the last European based state to condone slavery. While wage-labor may not be as horrific as the barbaric system which held sway in our recent past, one day future generations may very well be unable to grasp how we allowed such archaic methods as wage labor to exist...

Saturday, October 30, 2004

Attorney General Spys on me

I was checking on my blog stats recently. I have allowed the blog to coast since being indicted by those who are above me.

But according to the proxy some one from the Attorney General's office appears to have checked out this beleaguered blog. It may have something to do with the Oct. 29 pre-hearing regarding this weblog and it's creator. Ahh, nah I'm proboably just a little paranoid.

Monday, October 25, 2004

Mom testifies in slaying-Dad kills kid , rather than pay child support!

Mom testifies in slaying: "'When I told him I was pregnant, he didn't want to be bothered,' Belue testified.
Belue said Kelly asked if the two of them could agree on child support without any intervention from the Friend of the Court.
Belue said she told Kelly she was willing to work with him on the amount and on when it would start being deducted from his pay."

Friday, October 15, 2004

Something Awful - The Internet Makes You Stupid

Are you stuck in a dead-end job? Are working in an area you didn’t go to school for and feel desperate for change? Do you ever have that not-so-fresh feeling in your secret spot? Well, today I’m here to help you go over your career options because like you, I found myself living a lie.
Something Awful - The Internet Makes You Stupid

Thursday, October 07, 2004

Customer service crushes Life | Latte, tea or me?: "The customer service crush can spring into existence just about anywhere: restaurants, banks, video rental stores, even airplanes. "

Monday, October 04, 2004

Customers Suck! Funny harrasment story!

Customers Suck! The Customer Is Never Right!

Customers Suck! The Customer Is Never Right!

Customers Suck! The Customer Is Never Right!

Fun in Cubicles!

Caramel Baxter Is The KING PIN (Of This Web Site, Anyway)



"I've been writing the life and times of this office park for just over a year now. It is a multi-faceted trek through the aisles of corporate AMERICA. See, I don't buy all that "oh ha ha ha, I'm stealing the office supplies" shit you often see in office geared entertainment, though I surely do it, steal the office supplies, and yes meetings are so boring and middle management is so dumb, etc., just like they say on TV, but...the fact is, man, that TV version of what the office is like isn't real isn't the true drama that is OFFICE.

Office is love and hate and violence and sex and nudity and bitter pills to swallow and fire storms and politics, local, regional, national and international and diverse groups with differing beliefs coming together to sock it to ya, baby!!

This site, CUBICLED.COM is all about getting it right. There are story lines that go and go, like me and the LOVELY VP ELISE HAYES. And some just DIE, like BYRON MANDO. And some are NEW, like YANCY THE MANAGER DOWN BASEMENT WAY. And it all swirls, baby. All mangles together into a POST-MODERN PORTRAIT of the REAL FUCKIN WORLD. SO, okey doke, then.

That's what I think Cubicled is today. It's soo complicated, sometimes, it's hard to follow. Sorry. Let me know if you need help. Most of all, KNOW I FUCKIN LOVE YOU...EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!
Yours Truly,

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Links to my other BLOGS

I finally added a link section at the end of my blog. It will connect you to all my other blogs! I still have no idea how to use blog roll or where to place it in my template. Any ideas to help--I mean I would need the exact code, and where to put it(blog roll for dummies)would be greatly appreciated.

Monday, September 27, 2004

Greatest Hits-still on leave so enjoy my recollection

I have worked in a number of libraries over the years (ok two), but the one thing you could say about most of the patrons was that they loved to read.

Perhaps my most bizarre memory from my current position came from a patron who "drove all the way here so I would not have to read!"

I have to say that one came as a shock to even this cynical and jaded government employee. Nothing turns off a law library patron faster than telling them you have a book to show them on that subject.

"I have to look this up? You don't know the answer? Well, what do you do then?" So then I will point to the exact paragraph they need and they will then ask me to interpret it for them.

After getting my interpetation they ask "Well, what do I do now?"
My advice is that medical science has yet to advance to the stage where we can simply and safely provide you with a brain transplant, so go hire a lawyer!

Saturday, September 25, 2004

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Blog additions

Long time readers may have noticed a few changes to the site. I have added a Blog counter and referrers list. Apparently you can simply add the code at the end of your template. Adding code at the end of a template is about the only way I understand how to manipulate my blog which is why you will never see pictures or a list of my fave blogs as I have no idea how to do that. I even downloaded the Hello program and its eating up megabytes of my computer hard drive all the while mocking me, " see how easy it is to add pictures?"

I would hate to change the outlook of this blog , but since i am still on Admin Leave I have only myself and living situation to peeer at with my overly critical gaze. I will try not to compain to much but how can a person have his alarm clock go off for more than 2 hours without waking up? My roomate insists that his massive Fro is sound absorbent hence he never heard the mind numbing buzzing. ( we don't call him FRO for nothing...)

Another thing I have noticed is that a 24 pack of coke only lasts 2.5 days when your at home all day.

Friday, September 17, 2004

The wholly kool adventures of Public Transportation

My hour long bus ride home is always an opportunity to mingle with assorted street people and single mom's with young sucklings attached.
Daily counts:

  1. Number of " bitchy" hot girls who wear low rider jeans so low she has to loop her finger through her belt loop in order to sit down without showing her thong and then actually loops the finger preventing any view whatsoever of what possibly could have been a great ass...1

This isn't so much a count as an observation, there are three types of people who wear head scarves:

  1. religious women who are worried there hair is so damn attractive it may turn on heathens.

  2. cool people who look good it in

  3. and finally people who wear head scarves to cover up something you don't want to see. The third type regularly use public transportation and for whatever reason the protective head gear seems to fail right as they come into my view--not to mention the big coffee stain on a 48 dd tit ain't always attractive.

I was chalk this all up to the hazards of DUI's, car accidents, and my general bad luck, but at my last stop a real life sized MIDGET boarded the bus...Maybe god does love me...

Monday, September 13, 2004

A Dismal Morality

Eric Fromm wrote that "humans are the only animals whose existence itself poses a problem." In essence humans are born into an "existential crisis" that each individual as well as the whole of humanity are destined to struggle against.

My only disagreement with Mr. Fromm's position, is that I believe he overstates his case. Not every human will confront his/her transcendental status within nature. One of my favorite quotes is from Henry David Thoreau, he believed that " the mass of men live lives of quiet desperation," but current research in the psychological field of happiness indicates Henry David Thoreau's diagnosis of a melancholic man is unwarranted.

In our own post-modern times, those " lucky few" who confront their existential crisis will be handed two ready made answers. The first is adapatation, the second is authenticity.

I would like to suggest that both are immoral responses given our socio-historical era. Later I will provide what I believe to be the only solution to the ethical quandary of post modernity. I believe it lies in a Kierkegaardian " leap into suffering."

First, allow me to tackle adaptationas a suggestive answer to man's problem of existence. I know that most of you will be happy to join me in berating such simple minded notions as: obey, consume, and submit.

Certainly unique individuals, such as we, would never kowtow to the peer pressure of legitimacy granted by name brands. Nor are we so easily seduced by the myriad pleasures offered up by the culture-industry. Our consumption won't be limited within the banal coffers of corporate conformity. Our cheerie band will not hold true the bland individuality of tribal tattoos, designer coffees and such. [ author note: I will add to this particular post by editing and replacing as not to bore those not interested by adding new entries. Also I will maintain within comments any footnotes etc]

Friday, September 10, 2004

kiss my bitter ass

kiss my bitter ass

It appears that waitressing sucks big ass!

10 commandments for laziness

Rule# 1
You are a modern day slave. There is no scope for personal fulfilment. You work for your pay-check at the end of the month, full stop.
No. 2
It's pointless to try to change the system. Opposing it simply makes it stronger.
No. 3
What you do is pointless. You can be replaced from one day to the next by any cretin sitting next to you. So work as little as possible and spend time (not too much, if you can help it) cultivating your personal network so that you're untouchable when the next restructuring comes around.
No. 4
You're not judged on merit, but on whether you look and sound the part. Speak lots of leaden jargon: people will suspect you have an inside track
No. 5
Never accept a position of responsibility for any reason. You'll only have to work harder for what amounts to peanuts.
No. 6
Make a beeline for the most useless positions, (research, strategy and business development), where it is impossible to assess your 'contribution to the wealth of the firm'. Avoid 'on the ground' operational roles like the plague.
No. 7
Once you've found one of these plum jobs, never move. It is only the most exposed who get fired.
No. 8
Learn to identify kindred spirits who, like you, believe the system is absurd through discreet signs (quirks in clothing, peculiar jokes, warm smiles).
No. 9
Be nice to people on short-term contracts. They are the only people who do any real work.
No. 10
Tell yourself that the absurd ideology underpinning this corporate bullshit cannot last for ever. It will go the same way as the dialectical materialism of the communist system. The problem is knowning when...
Source: Bonjour paresse (Hello Laziness)

MSNBC - The slacker's new bible

MSNBC - The slacker's new bible How could i possibly pass this by?

Why must thee stalk me oh white trash?

I would hate to see this site become merely another compendium of the sadscape of affairs for white trash living; however, it seems no matter where I go white trash is not far behind. A recent trip away from the house will explain what I mean. I can't get out of my complex without noticing a FOR RENT sign. Nothing special about that , I am located next to a major university. But you would think they would hold up on offering a place for rent which was nothing more that a burnt out hollow hull from an earlier fire. I'd also like to acknowledge the city fire departments commitment to my security which felt no need to knock on my door and inform me of the raging inferno next door. Further down the street a came upon a couple of boys whose idea of a good time was whipping each other with a downed power line in the middle of the street.
If I could figure out how to post pics on this page I would have to have shown you what $20,000 dollars worth of gold rims and spoilers looks like on a 1998 ford festiva. All this just because I wanted a chicken pita.

Friday, September 03, 2004

Investigate they will

It should be noted that my afore mentioned post was a bit ahead of itself. And as this site is itself a fictionalized account--in the sense that names and events are changed in order to keep with ananimaty of the site ( people and incidents are conglomerations and not actual event ) I have repealed the previous post. ( I am merely on paid leave)

Monday, August 23, 2004

I was offered another job today at work.

Wouldn't it be great? If only she were serious. She tells me
"You should be in sales, you have such a calming sense about you."

Calm and laid back is not what most people think of in a sales rep.

"Let's talk sometime." she purrs.


This same gal is intent on suing the process server that dropped off her divorce paperwork. For god's sake she hired a private investigator to dig up dirt on the poor girl.

Did I mention though that she is quite exsquite? Dark hair, fair complexion, VERY put together. I have a weakness for snobby, stuck up women who would normally never give me the chance.

Best threatening message to a patron:
I think I would feel threatened if someone promised to " spread my face across the Earth! I must have completed 20 restraining orders today.

Saturday, August 21, 2004

People really hate paying child support.

I can't say how many times I have overheard people complain about the State's efforts to force them to pay for the support of their children.

Nothing makes a father happier than when a child turns 18. Happy birthday, Timmy! Now get a job!! The manic joy, the effervescent glee is out right sickening. Why the hell are half of these people having kids?

"I have a kid who turned 18 , how do I kick him out my house? You know it's bad enough you can't do anything about this when they are under 18."

It's no wonder this kid won't work or go to school. Talk about your parental love. Is it safe to assume men have no instinct to nurture their children?

Thursday, August 19, 2004

Some lessons white trash women need to learn. Throwing a roll of quarters at someone is never justified.

Patron: " My husband has been on a crack binge for three days and is looking for guns so he can shoot me, my kids, and then himself, so we can all be in heaven together. Do you think I need a restraining order?"

Me: Uh ..I hope that's a rhetorical question.

Patron: "Are you starting shit with me?"

Good times! (or the Further Adventures of Battered Women )

A patron writes: " and then he threw a roll of quarters at me in the car and at home, in both cases (she writes) unwarrented."

Perhaps what we need is a list of times it is warranted to throw a roll of quarters at someone:

  1. Your bitch starts something with you in the car.
  2. Your bitch starts something in the house.
  3. Your bitch starts something outside of the house, but on the way to the car.

Tuesday, August 17, 2004

The Manchurian Candidate

This should be this sites new motto (thanks wonkette):

I might be at work, but the misery that I would endure if this was to happen is to great to fathom. I am cotton mouthed and nauseous simply thinking about it.
Overheard: A customer telling her daughter how to fill out a form " start with how we was holding the baby while he had a loaded gun in his backpack. Then go to the rest of the stuff he did!"

Speaking of violence in my workplace, Here is a list just for today

  1. Number of children brainwashed by the estranged parent...2
  2. number of cross-eyed babies .....3
  3. number of alleged death threats by estranged spouses.....4

It may not pay to have an estranged anything.

Monday, August 16, 2004

Somebody has a case of the Monday's

Who says a library can't be fun. Check out this catalog of porn about librarians!

Ahh. The confused patron:

Idiot: " Does this copier give change"

Me: Yes, Press the button labeled coin return.

Idiot: " But, it don't do nothing." Can a machine DO a negative?

Me: You are making 9 copies at 10 cents a page, but only placed 50 cents in the machine.

Idiot: So it's just waiting for me to put money in it?

Yes, it waits with eternal patience. Unlike me.

Thursday, August 12, 2004

Porn store Clerk BLOG

I have been promising that I would post this as soon as I found it again. Much funnier than this little blog as mucho cool stuff happens in a porn shop.

I mean all I had today centered around the copy machine was the 4 cycles of Domestic Abuse.

  1. Asshole gets pissed at girl
  2. girl runs off
  3. asshole says he's sorry - it's not his fault she can't use a copier
  4. make out session between photocopies

By the way the happy couple is still getting a divorce.

Why I hate Copy Machines: or FAQ

Q. Does this copier take only dimes?

A. I believe you have the copier mistaken for a gumball machine. Don't most machines take all coins?

Q. I only have a quarter will the machine give me change?

A. See the above answer. And Christ are you that worried about change from a quarter. When did you grow up, ... the Great Depression?

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Trying not to work

Since I don't actually try to work very much, I have considered creating yet another new blog. Oh, I know what your thinking , " but I don't read the 2 you have right now!"
Despite such negativity , and due to the inordinate amount of time I spend surfing , I will soon create a personal blog. I think I will mostly link to fun and cool stuff that the reader may not know about. I mean really , how many of you knew about ?
Here's the link
Here's my first new catch phrase:

I invented that! (TM)

Friday, August 06, 2004

I don't have time to read

Me: Sir, you have to read the packets.

"I don't have time to read"

Good thing your in a library then, buddy. I think you have made the right choice about not reading. It's not like your were gonna understand anything. Just buy all the packets that could possibly pertain to you.

Ok, I'll try be nicer, if you try being smarter!

Daily counts:
  • 2 cross-eye's
  • 7 babes
  • 1 underage teen seeking child support

Wednesday, August 04, 2004

What's the deal with cross-eyed people?

First, let me tell you , there is something strange about cross-eyed people. I am as liberal as they get , so I feel bad about spreading a stereotype. But honestly folks , they are kinda creepy, also a bit crazy.

Point in case, they ask for large quantities of rubberbands. They return repetitively, acting as if their very lives depend on obtaining rubberbands.

Family members scream for their attention, " for god's sake I'm trying to get rubberbands. Let me concentrate on one thing at time."

I mean for GOD'S sake people, leave her alone. Can't they see she's doing something important? For the love of god, she needs rubberbands. Don't worry, I have plenty of rubberbands just for you!

I don't like to pick on people with physical deformities, but the court seems to get more than it's fair share of visitors from the evolutionary scrap pile. I'll just mention in passing that the guy's arm looked like it went through a blender from wrist to his elbow.

I am sitting behind a desk.
I am working on a computer.
I am wearing a name tag- court ID.
I am handing out forms or money.

What makes this person ask "do you work here?"

Tuesday, August 03, 2004

Monday Continued

I never did get around to posting for Monday afternoon. I nearly had to come to blows with a guy who wanted a refund for 90 cents from a copy card purchase. "well there's no sign that says I can't get a refund" --Thanks asswipe. Once you buy the card it's yours to keep. Why the hell would you buy a card if you only needed one copy? Why would you argue for 11 minutes for 90 cents?

Biatch alert-- BF thinks 90 cents is worth arguing about.

Later that day, a wonderful encounter with a scab picking pyscho. Scab Picker insisted that he needed to get his guns back. You see, he was arrested for Domestic Violence and that damn bitch of a girlfriend of his had the nerve to ask the judge to take his gun away. " just cuz he had one." This was very unfortunate, as it led him in maniacal fashion to pick continuously at his open wounds.


  • babe count at zero
  • Five " are you a notary?" inquiries
  • one cross-eyed freak

Monday, August 02, 2004

Monday Blues

Well it's Monday. My mood? I am annoyed and angry. Why? Somebody had the nerve to try and make me feel guilty regarding my customer service skills. He could not not figure out how to get to a location here in the court by the directions I was giving him. He kept insisting he had never been here before; therefore , I suppose he is no longer familiar with concepts like north and south. Pointing and gesticulating were of no help either. " oh, but sir...I am not sure where North is." So my hand pointing you in that direction was not enuff huh? It amazes me that Creationists can insist we do not come from monkeys, when there exists so much evidence to the contrary.

Have I mentioned that it's 11:35 (am) and not one single BAbe Count has been registered. Disaster of a DAY. More later perhaps.

Friday, July 30, 2004

A Hero's Goodbye

A few of my posts got lost and the rest never got published. I will keep trying to post regularly because I need to keep * BF * informed, since this is her last Day!

**BF -Obviously not her real name --changed to protect the GUILTY!

I sure am gonna miss those 25 minute breaks!
Since I am a government worker I will still take those 25 minutes, just by myself now!

I think I should just say goodluck and congrats to, BF.
You got the hell out of COUNTY work- you've done your time. But don't look back, otherwise you might turn into a pillar of salt.

As to complaining today--well wouldn't you know today has been kinda slow, so there has been no need to get angry at anyone. Although a nice, older lawyer needed me to show him how to use the mouse on a computer like 24 times and yet he still does not quite have it down. He was born before TV, so I guess I won't hold it against him.

Next, I got yelled at by a women who insisted that I sold her the wrong forms and then proceeded to bring me up the exact same forms to buy again. It might've helped her cause if she hadn't needed her 12 year old daughter to make all of the decisions for this family.

This kid acted more like an adult than her mom. Dressed in a pink power suit , Powder-Puff-Teen-Attorney-Action-Girl, (action figure sold separately) proceeded to read all the fine print in the Self Service Center Guides and then point out how retarded her MOM is.

Now For your Daily Counts:

  • number of hotchicks..............................................................................9
  • number of hot chicks under 18 seeking child support...........1
  • number of people asking whether I am a notary or not........2
  • number of crossed eyed people encountered at court........................1

First Post

The first post for my blog was actually written more than a year ago. But my blog got deleted somehow by blogger.

Wednesday, March 05, 2003

It's 4:35 and I should probably be working or something, luckily no need as of yet. It's finally kinda quiet. Nothing too incredible happened today. Let's just say no one has really pissed me off or anything.

I hand out divorce forms all day, so I meet the nicest people having the worst fucking day of their life.

People sure are jerks, always demanding me to give them legal advice.

"I know your not allowed to give legal advice,but...?"

"Your gonna go ahead and ask anyway aren't ya buddy?"

This is not the DMV, I do not provide answers, get a friggin lawyer you cheap ass. The only people who make it in to this place seem to be retarded, insane or both.

Just yesterday I overheard a fat middle-aged woman talking on her cell phone.

"I should go tell them." she tells a co-worker of mine. "That I've got multiple personality disorder, that's why I can't remember instructions."
She never made it over to tell us. I guess that personality forgot to tell the one who was supposed to inform us.

This Thursday is free LAWYER day.

A civil servants idea of hell. Satre wasn't kidding --hell IS other people!