Somebody has a case of the Monday's

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Ahh. The confused patron:

Idiot: " Does this copier give change"

Me: Yes, Press the button labeled coin return.

Idiot: " But, it don't do nothing." Can a machine DO a negative?

Me: You are making 9 copies at 10 cents a page, but only placed 50 cents in the machine.

Idiot: So it's just waiting for me to put money in it?

Yes, it waits with eternal patience. Unlike me.