Porn store Clerk BLOG

I have been promising that I would post this as soon as I found it again. Much funnier than this little blog as mucho cool stuff happens in a porn shop.

http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4475

I mean all I had today centered around the copy machine was the 4 cycles of Domestic Abuse.

1. Asshole gets pissed at girl
2. girl runs off
3. asshole says he's sorry - it's not his fault she can't use a copier
4. make out session between photocopies

By the way the happy couple is still getting a divorce.

Why I hate Copy Machines: or FAQ

Q. Does this copier take only dimes?

A. I believe you have the copier mistaken for a gumball machine. Don't most machines take all coins?

Q. I only have a quarter will the machine give me change?

A. See the above answer. And Christ are you that worried about change from a quarter. When did you grow up, ... the Great Depression?