The wholly kool adventures of Public Transportation

My hour long bus ride home is always an opportunity to mingle with assorted street people and single mom's with young sucklings attached.
Daily counts:

1. Number of " bitchy" hot girls who wear low rider jeans so low she has to loop her finger through her belt loop in order to sit down without showing her thong and then actually loops the finger preventing any view whatsoever of what possibly could have been a great ass...1

This isn't so much a count as an observation, there are three types of people who wear head scarves:

1. religious women who are worried there hair is so damn attractive it may turn on heathens.


2. cool people who look good it in


3. and finally people who wear head scarves to cover up something you don't want to see. The third type regularly use public transportation and for whatever reason the protective head gear seems to fail right as they come into my view--not to mention the big coffee stain on a 48 dd tit ain't always attractive.

I was chalk this all up to the hazards of DUI's, car accidents, and my general bad luck, but at my last stop a real life sized MIDGET boarded the bus...Maybe god does love me...