But you already knew that.
I am supposed to go to work in a bit, and after work I am supposed to go bowling because going bowling is the new thing I do on Mondays.
Bowling is fun and the last time I went bowling my score was near a hundred which I believe to be a perfect score. I see why "professional" bowling never had a chance.
Let me give you a prediction:
- The economy gets worse before it gets better
- I get laid this year
I am positive one of those predictions comes true.
At the time I decided to write this post I actually had an idea for what I was going to write and I had even decided on a "voice." As you can tell, I did not follow through on my plan, but I almost never follow through on any my "plans" so that should come as no surprise.
Maybe I will just end this piece before it devolves into me talking about your mother's inappropriate touching of you during bath time, or am I just projecting my own hopes and dreams about becoming a stepfather someday. Either way you decide I should just stop writing and go take a shower and go to work because in this economy we are supposed to be thankful for even having a job.
I guess what I meant to tell you was that I am feeling anti-social. I don't want to go bowling even though 5 dollars for midnight bowling (shoes included) is a good deal financially and is the one bit of entertainment that I can afford.
Mostly because the girl who works behind the drink counter at the bowling alley has a crush on me. She sold me a super large coke for just 50 cents. She told me I was getting the best deal of the week. I think I wrote about that already. Correct me if I did. But that drink offer was the best thing that has happened to me this year.