Say what?

I read that one in five young people have a personality disorder.

List of drinks I had on my birthday:

• 2 long Islands
• 3 hefferweizens pints
• 3 shots of jagermeister
• 2 bud selects
• 2 20 ounce coors lights
• 2 pints of sam adams
• 2 bottles of sam adams light