Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Say what?

I read that one in five young people have a personality disorder.

List of drinks I had on my birthday:

  • 2 long Islands
  • 3 hefferweizens pints
  • 3 shots of jagermeister
  • 2 bud selects
  • 2 20 ounce coors lights
  • 2 pints of sam adams
  • 2 bottles of sam adams light


new marvel said...

I did Jager bombs on my birthday and couldn't sleep for 3 days! This was before I developed my shittiest-semester-of-all-time-induced Red Bull tolerance.

I hope you don't have cirrhosis. Stay on the lookout for ascites, though you can't really miss it.

As for the video.. the dancing to the ringtones = way classy. I knew girls who danced along to car alarms. Again, so classy.

Rubicon Mom AKA. Rubi said...

I'm sorry I missed your actual birthday- but Happy Late Birthday! Hope you forgive me!

Romius T. said...

Hey new marvel,

so far I have found no packets of fluid so I think I am good on that...


You are totally forgiven...