Monday, October 27, 2008

I might get be getting popular

I don't like to brag, but I might be getting popular. I am not getting tons of hits, but my stats are suggestive. I'm getting a lot more repeat business than I used to. Most times I used to get 2 or 4 return visitors a day to this site. The past couple of months I am getting 20 or more return visitors a day to this site. I think the key to building a blog is networking and getting your blog on as many sites as you can. But I also think return visitors are a key and I think we are at a watershed moment in this blog. I think this blog is about to go from c- to a c+ on the rating scale.

If that happens I might get to be as popular as D-cup, or Katie, the Drug Monkey, etc.

I don't know what I will do with my new found popularity. Even my podcast has 300 downloads this month, and that with only one new podcast in the past two months.

I promise to get a couple of podcasts out this week. I am going to add a couple of new segments to the podcast. I am going to discuss the weeks most important conspiracy/robot news/election fraud concerns, and I will have a segment on the latest female teacher sleeping with student type funny news thing. I hope that will encourage all my readers to download the podcast as you won't simply be getting me reading the blog.

I wished I had taken my voice recorder to work today. I was at the customer service desk today and I had a monologue running through my head all day that I would have liked to written for you. It was kinda funny. I can't remember it anymore so I won't try and repeat it for you.

The Karl Marx Blog is going crazy. I am getting mad hits on the blog and maybe some of you have noticed that I have actually posted a couple of times this month. I am thinking of overhauling that blog and making it less faux academic and more like a blog about politics. I think it might be a good Chance to get the word out since we are hearing all the comparisons of Marx and Obama. Maybe I will put a poll up on that blog and test the reaction.

I made Corn Beef today. I put the beef and potatoes in the crock pot about 1. I left the slow cooker on high until I got off work at 8:30. I was sure I was going to come home to a bone dry pot. I did not. The food was not burned or boiled over at all. In fact the food was quite edible.

I promise to post again in a few hours. I promise to post something worth reading soon. Not the next post, but soon. I can't help being blocked. I just hope that we have such a good relationship that we get through the tough times together. We will get through all this tedium and boring blogging and we will be stronger for it. Anyway, I can't imagine you can do better than me. Go ahead and find someone more entertaining, more interesting than me. DO you think they will care about you the way I care about you?

Hell no! You will be just another face, just another number to them. I give personal service here. We all know each others names. You can trade me in for real celebrity, but you can't get a better community than what we have built here at the Self Help Center.

And I couldn't do it without you.


DCup said...

I can see it now - I'll be saying "I knew Romius T back when he only had four visitors."

Please don't forget us when you hit the big time.

Romius T. said...

I will never forget those who were here when I was a nobody!

KELSO'S NUTS said...

ROMIUS T: You're at a bit of a crossroads here, buddy.

You either want blog stardom or you want the "He Hate Me" prize. Scooping both is very, very tough. Far as I can tell only Torrance Stephens and Fairlane can pull it off.

Romius T. said...

I'm stuck at the crossroads my good friend I can't shit or get off the pot. I can't decide if I want infamy or popularity or hatred or what ....

Reminds me of my fave scene from clerks where dante says something like I am not going to something just so I can shit more comfortably.

lucky charms said...

I'll be cheering you on from the sidelines, Romius.

Work it :)

Besides making Britney Spears famous (LOL), I also convinced my friend to run for prom queen. And she won. Actually... the whole prom court was in my limo.

Pretty nifty, huh? You're gonna be the next American Idol. Just wait and see.

Romius T. said...

whenever I read my blog drunk i think it is funny as shit. yes I am drunk.