My mommy wants to buy me a computer

My mommy wants to buy me a computer. She knows I like to be connected to the Internet at all times. I am a little surprised that she knows that about me since we only talk once a year or so on the phone and e-mail each other a few times a month. I don't include in that count all the forwarded e-mail she is flooding me with about what a great gal Governor Palin is.

I want a laptop pretty badly, but I told my mommy not to buy me one as I was saving money to get one myself. (I'm not saving money- I can't pay my bills.) All I know is it quite humiliating to be 37 years of age and unable to afford even the basics of life (and yes the Internet is a basic of life in the post-industrial age of advanced democratic countries). I am going to be writing a post about my humiliation and entering the post in Katie Schwartz's "cuntest." My working title is "I am a cunt. The public humiliation of Romius T."

My post covers how most teenagers earn more money than me. But I will talk a lot about fat chicks too, because I know how you guys can't get enough of the fat chick jokes and I know that because I read my stats daily. Also I recently discovered that Blogger offers its users the ability to "follow" fellow bloggers in the dashboard section of blogger. I am now following a few of my favorites and if use blogger I urge you to do the same. That way I could get all 6 of my readers in one place.

Speaking of reading my stats, I just discovered that I have another reader and not only does she read my blog she even links to my blog. Rubicon Mom is her handle and she writes a funny new blog you can find over at http://kyjeepchick.blogspot.com/. I am not sure if the Ky is short for Kentucky or KY Jelly. I can only hope the latter. I think all my mommy bloggers should go visit her blog and say hi and tell her she is the recipient of the Blog Friend of the Day.™

Why haven't I talked about Governor Palin's under age daughter's unborn baby?

I think by now you guys know that I am the last guy in the world to jump on a bandwagon. I don't mean to say that I don't jump on bandwagons, I just mean to say that I wait until the wagon has left the station and I can't possibly benefit from the additional hits Google would bring me from posting on topics when they are relevant. I suffer from approach/avoidance disorder so I can't help that.

All I know about Governor Palin is what I know about every chick I have ever met from Alaska. They are scary and they shoot at things (or club them to death.) I think I mentioned that I thought Palin was kinda hot in a soccer momish way. USA Today wrote that her hair style was 20 years out of date, but I thought it a bit fashion forward for a political figure. Her hair style screams, "check me out I am hot if by hot I mean it is still 1982." I mean it is not very often that a political figure uses their attractiveness as a comes hither sexuality.

"Mommy, are we slutty enough yet?"

I guess that kind of inappropriateness is why her daughter is knocked up at just 17. Kids copy their role models and you really can't blame Palin's daughter for being a slut, since her mom is one. All I know is I love lactating jail bait more than I like diapered jail bait but that is just my taste preference and I don't judge you for yours. At least when you make your 16 year old girl friend dress up in a depends adult diaper garment you are not thinking about forcing yourself on some unsuspecting infant. I applaud that kind of sublimation and I think Freud would to.

Boy I wish I could find a way to save pictures on this public computer so that I could post some of those hot pictures of Palin and her knocked up teen daughter. But I can't. Truthfully, I haven't tried to figure a way to do it. Haha I just figured out a way by saving all the pictures to the desktop. Now I have to save like a hundred photos to the desktop of this public library computer so that when the next person opens the computer all they will see is shots of Palin's daughter. I feel sorry for the next pervert to use this computer.