Tuesday, September 02, 2008

I defend the DrugMonkey from vicious attacks

I hope you all enjoyed your Labor Day holiday. I did not. I worked the whole weekend including Labor Day Monday. I have worked for 9 days in a row and I will work the rest of this week and probably into next week. Even with all this work I will only have a few hours of overtime, because corporate does a good job of giving me 6 to 7 hour shifts. (Except on holidays because I don't get holiday pay so I got an 8.5 hour shift on Monday. Lucky me.)

I am still doing my lame Blog friend of the Day.™ Today I want to honor one of the best bloggers in the world. The DrugMonkey. The drugmonkey delivered one of his finest posts the other day in which he wondered aloud why a fat chick stuck up her nose to the awesome and handsome drug pusher after he decided he would be nice to her. The drug monkey was tired of being nice to just good looking women and extended a little extra courtesy to a plumper. But the plumper was not nice in return because the drug monkey had a zit on his nose. I guess the fat chick did not realize that zits mostly go away but fat clings to your belly for life without a good diet and exercise program.

Not only did the monkey man get dissed by the fat chick at work he got slammed by one of his readers. A chick by the name of Didactic Diva. She has since changed her blog and started over with a new one. I can only assume she got word that I was going to slam her. Now I can't. I would have done so earlier but the library was closed on Monday. Also I can't remember her diatribe or what I was going to say about it anyway. If you read this blog then you know I talk a lot about fat chicks and you probably could have guessed what I was going to say anyway so why repeat myself. I don't have time to write anything that requires thought as I have only 1 hour of Internet access a day.

All this down time away from the Internet is killing this blog for me. I can't type anything worth reading, but Drug monkey know this. I want to defend you. I tried to defend you. And you sir are the blog friend of the day.™ Enjoy.


Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

The drug monkey is a pretender to the simian blogging throne. I will cut his balls off when I meet him.

DrugMonkey, Master of Pharmacy said...


The biggest jailbait knocked-up story of our generation and you are without internet. It is almost a crime. Thank you for your kind words.

Dr. Monkerstein,

Are you a real doctor or one of those fake pharmacist doctors who adopt the title when they get a PharmD?

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Drug Monkey-I a doctorate in beer drinking and porn watching. So there, nah nah nah.

Romius T. said...

can't you two monkeys get along? I sure hope so. Bad monkeys. Bad monkeys!