Thursday, September 11, 2008

I just bought a new computer and by new computer I mean a used computer for 99 bucks

No thanks to you of course. You are all poor and have no idea how to use pay pal to send me money. Also many of you consider this blog to be a simple diversion from your hectic real lives and fail to comprehend how powerful and important the writing you read here is. You are used to getting every thing you want for free on the Internet and you see no reason to pay for anything since you already pay for Internet service.

I understand that. That is why I continue to give away all this for free and why I spend 80% of my wealth on the Internet and buying computers in order to keep this blog and podcast coming to you, my ungrateful reader. For instance, I noticed that one voter on my poll had the guts to ask me to post more often with better quality. I applaud you sir, or madam. I will do my best. One day I will post a blog with quality and with the frequency you and the advertisers of the world demand. I will then get rich and when I get rich I will hold it over all your heads. I will make sure I knew that you never supported me, that you never believed in me. I will ignore you at all the blogger conventions you go to, to see me.

I will go to work now. Tonight I will try and hook my computer up to my Card Shark's modem. If I am able to that I will post again. I will post so fucking much your heads will spin. One day I will appreciated. One day I will be great. I just hope some of you losers live long enough to see it.


DrugMonkey, Master of Pharmacy said...

I prefer to think of it as providing motivation. Had i not voted the way i did, my good Romius, you would not have had the material for what might have been your best paragraph since the Palm Ghetto post.

Now post twice tomorrow. And make me laugh both times.

Romius T. said...

I can only try to make the drug monkey laugh and consider it a great victory when I do.

Freida Bee said...

Man, will I be sorry then... when you're appreciated. ;)