Things are looking up again. If you had gotten used to my new posting pattern then you might be worried that I wasn't posting daily anymore. And wondered what I was up to.
Don't. I was just out of cola. When I am out of cola I can't function.
Speaking of people who barely fuction I "hung" out with Jeramey and his friends the other night. Which means I stayed at home and his friends got high on the reefer in my garage. I didn't mind it that much since my stepmom and dad were visiting and I needed help entertaining them.
Speaking of people who barely fuction I "hung" out with Jeramey and his friends the other night. Which means I stayed at home and his friends got high on the reefer in my garage. I didn't mind it that much since my stepmom and dad were visiting and I needed help entertaining them.
One of those entertainers wanted to get a tattoo.
"I want to get a tattoo." She might have looked like the new Britney Spears, but she had been to Jail plenty. Enough that she wanted to get a tattoo that read "Fuck the Po-lice." Why?
"Because anytime you go to jail the cops ask if you have any tattoos."
Good one.
You are probably thinking that a girl like that needs to get a good plan together for her life. But I've got to admire anyone who has that much of a hold on their lives.
If you know you life is going to be spent answering assenine questions to the police in holding tanks it's good to have ready-made-answers like FUCK THE PO-LICE!
4 comments:
Oh man that is just funny. You definitely have to admire that girl, she should be our new pop icon, even if she can't sing. I have to appreciate a girl with that kind of gumption. Give her a great big fuck the po po for me too.
I want to buy her t-shirt or get into her t-shirt she had some nice boobage!
Ah, I remember being that angry . . .
But then you channeled your rage into somethiing constructive, Evil.
Right Spock?
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