Monday, December 18, 2006
Thomas Pynchon hates his family too
Pynchon is such a moody artistic ass that he won't show up to his nieces big movie opening.
Just because the big movie opening is a porn movie. Ever read a book by Mr. Pynchon? Well he has erotic imagery in it. The least he could do is give his family members enough money so they can get addicted to crack or show up to their pathetic public attempts at attention seeking.
Either way I blame Thomas for two things. The proliferation of "famous authors" niece porn. And his nieces decision to get that flabby belly button pierced.