Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Woman has Two Vaginas


Holy Crap. I just don't know what to say about this. How can this be true?

I didn’t know anything was different about me until I was fifteen. I was having all sorts of pain—woman stuff—but I’d get it checked out, and they wouldn’t find anything wrong. I guess the eighth doctor was more thorough. I remember I was lying there, and I heard her say, “Oops.”

What I’ve got is a rare condition called didelphic uterus—two vaginas, two cervices, and two uteruses. I look completely normal from the outside, but there’s a septum inside where everything branches into two. My doctor says I’m one in a million.

For a while I thought I was a total freak. I lost my virginity twice. The first time was when I was eighteen. Then I lost the other side two weeks later. To the same guy. You’d think I could have saved one of them for marriage.

Just like a woman not to at least save one of them for a Rainy Day or something. Does that mean you get twice the menses?
Can you think of the mess that poor JEWKAT would leave behind if she came double loaded.

8 comments:

Jezebelsriot said...

Does she have two fully functional vaginas? Two clitties is what I'm talking about. Can she carry two babies? I just read it more clearly. No two clitties, what a waste of a freak of nature.

Romius T. said...

couldn't she get two "intra vagina " orgasms? or is that asking too much?

Jezebelsriot said...

She could but it's highly unlikely. Most girls need the extra stimuli to get going, so I was going to be really impressed if she could have two at the same time. Now that's a freak I would envy!

katie schwartz said...

ok, why didn't I know about the double vadge girl?!?!?! I am so linking to you, bitch.

romius, nice slam. very funny!

you make me howl, child.

Al Sensu said...

Wow, she could get a DP without having ass sex!

Romius T. said...

Katie

It is my job to knwo about these things. You have a life out there. I don't want you to get down on yourself because of that.

Al

Wow way to think outside of the box.. lol...she could 4 plugged as well without doubling up on any orafice.

Freida Bee said...

Holy shit, I am jealous of this freak! I could be justified in my urges.

Romius T. said...

A duece in the vagina would be awesome and impossible for your poor husband though! For some reason A russian languauge search engine found this post and now I am getting from 20 to 300 hits a day from it translating this page. Freaky Russians!