Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Woman has Two Vaginas

Holy Crap. I just don't know what to say about this. How can this be true?

I didn’t know anything was different about me until I was fifteen. I was having all sorts of pain—woman stuff—but I’d get it checked out, and they wouldn’t find anything wrong. I guess the eighth doctor was more thorough. I remember I was lying there, and I heard her say, “Oops.”

What I’ve got is a rare condition called didelphic uterus—two vaginas, two cervices, and two uteruses. I look completely normal from the outside, but there’s a septum inside where everything branches into two. My doctor says I’m one in a million.

For a while I thought I was a total freak. I lost my virginity twice. The first time was when I was eighteen. Then I lost the other side two weeks later. To the same guy. You’d think I could have saved one of them for marriage.

Just like a woman not to at least save one of them for a Rainy Day or something. Does that mean you get twice the menses?
Can you think of the mess that poor JEWKAT would leave behind if she came double loaded.


Jezebelsriot said...

Does she have two fully functional vaginas? Two clitties is what I'm talking about. Can she carry two babies? I just read it more clearly. No two clitties, what a waste of a freak of nature.

Romius T. said...

couldn't she get two "intra vagina " orgasms? or is that asking too much?

Jezebelsriot said...

She could but it's highly unlikely. Most girls need the extra stimuli to get going, so I was going to be really impressed if she could have two at the same time. Now that's a freak I would envy!

katie schwartz said...

ok, why didn't I know about the double vadge girl?!?!?! I am so linking to you, bitch.

romius, nice slam. very funny!

you make me howl, child.

Al Sensu said...

Wow, she could get a DP without having ass sex!

Romius T. said...


It is my job to knwo about these things. You have a life out there. I don't want you to get down on yourself because of that.


Wow way to think outside of the box.. lol...she could 4 plugged as well without doubling up on any orafice.

Freida Bee said...

Holy shit, I am jealous of this freak! I could be justified in my urges.

Romius T. said...

A duece in the vagina would be awesome and impossible for your poor husband though! For some reason A russian languauge search engine found this post and now I am getting from 20 to 300 hits a day from it translating this page. Freaky Russians!