I know I have been memed more times that you care to read. Like my ex-GF on myspace I will saturate your In-box till it is full of mindless crap.

But it is the only way I can keep track of who my ex-girlfriend is fucking, so I never complain directly to her about my inbox.

So I guess I wish you wouldn't complain to me directly either. Though I have noticed how my comments have dried up over the past few days with all "edgier" material.

I miss your comments and meme requests. Somehow I convinced Kate that memes are not real science. But now I have a new friend. And while he couldn't come up with 6 weird things we didn't know about evil Vulcans, I expect he thinks I will have an easier time coming up with my list.

He's wrong. My entire blog career consists in pointing out weird things about me. I am not sure that I have 6 left. If I did have 6 more weird things they would be quite embarrassing for you to read.

1. Like I might be a stepsister fucker.

Let me explain. I was pre-teen. My step sister was a whore. And I always wondered if a finger could fit "in there."

2. I can't remember the last time I had sex.

Let me explain. After reading the first point you need further explanation? I was abused. And the "kicks" you get from finger banging relatives cannot compare to "kicks" one gets by getting laid the usual way. Date rape is a close second. But I have no idea how to get a hold of Rohypnol.

3. I caught my brother blowing his nose in the family's towels. Every day my mind drifts back to the horror of that moment.

4. I am a member of the Communist Party USA.

5. I love citizen band radio.

6. I pick my nose to much. But I read somewhere that it might be good for you. So suck on that, America.

I hereby MEME Foxxxylove, Jezebel, Knows it all,and the Real Salty Senorita . If I thought Utter wonder & Drunkenstepfather would then I would meme them too!