Sunday, December 24, 2006

As I type this I want to wish you all a Happy Festivus

And I want to remind you that all this typing I am doing is building huge finger muscles for me. Specifically my ring finger on my right hand. I am not sure why only the right ring finger of my hand is developing such massive muscles of weight lifter proportions. But I know it's happening. I can't deny it any longer.

I wonder how I will get through life now that I have such a "misshapen" hand. Most of you will laugh. You should know better than that. The might I now have in my finger may upset the balance of power in the known universe.

Ponder. And beware. And Happy Festivus!!!

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