Thursday, December 07, 2006
I thought I was a celebrity blogger
How can it get to this point?
"You should start an advice column on the internets. On what not to do with your life."
I know I haven't in so many words explained to my dear readers my desire to become a celebrity blogger. But I was hoping that you would just get the point. I am not into conflict and I didn't want to add any drama to our already unstable relationship.
Getting me to the million dollar salary may require a few of you to do something other than read the "one post" on my blog that matches your Google search.
Otherwise I don't see why I should write such interesting posts that you can search for mork and mindy gum egg and somehow get a response to read.
I know I have those 4 or 5 fans. You guys check my site 2 or three times a day. But I need an army. A nation of worshipers who will do my bidding. Otherwise trying to convince my Dad that the only example I can be is the example to avoid being is going to a hell of a difficult task.
I might have to get a job, a woman, a house, a god. And vote Republican.