Thursday, February 22, 2007
Tyra Banks enemy of promiscuous women everywhere
"We don't carry an inseam of 30 inches at the waist size you request sir."
I see. Fat people aren't allowed to have nice jeans? Why is it that I can't find jeans in my size? I had one pair of jeans that fit nicely and I wore them everyday. I literally wore them out. Now the not quite even trying to deny it gay salesman at American Eagle is trying to let me down easy.
"Of course you could order it here and it would be shipped directly to your house."
But I was looking for a pair to wear today. So that will not do. I guess the JC Penney Outlet will just have to be visited once or twice a week until they get in a shipment of Arizona Brand Jeans (Boot Cut Style.)
50 bonus points to the person who can guess my waist size correctly. One guess per person. The rulings of the judges are final.
In a side note a read a story about how young women are not getting raped now as much as they were in the past. The story suggest that young people are not as brazen or open sexually to their impulses as generational critics point out.
I will only ask a question. So don't get offended. Do you use force if you are given what you want freely? On the other hand if Tyra Banks keeps doing all her shows on Promiscuity and how to stop it we will only see a rash of new rape cases. Thanks Tyra.
That's hardly the only reason Tyra is a bad influence on girls. When she asked a 14 year old on her show today what she learned from today's episode the girl responded "I learned not to sleep around because guys don't like that."
Empowerment indeed young lady.
P.S. some men will like that.
Hugs and Cuddles,