Thursday, February 22, 2007

Tyra Banks enemy of promiscuous women everywhere

"We don't carry an inseam of 30 inches at the waist size you request sir."

I see. Fat people aren't allowed to have nice jeans? Why is it that I can't find jeans in my size? I had one pair of jeans that fit nicely and I wore them everyday. I literally wore them out. Now the not quite even trying to deny it gay salesman at American Eagle is trying to let me down easy.

"Of course you could order it here and it would be shipped directly to your house."

But I was looking for a pair to wear today. So that will not do. I guess the JC Penney Outlet will just have to be visited once or twice a week until they get in a shipment of Arizona Brand Jeans (Boot Cut Style.)

50 bonus points to the person who can guess my waist size correctly. One guess per person. The rulings of the judges are final.

In a side note a read a story about how young women are not getting raped now as much as they were in the past. The story suggest that young people are not as brazen or open sexually to their impulses as generational critics point out.

I will only ask a question. So don't get offended. Do you use force if you are given what you want freely? On the other hand if Tyra Banks keeps doing all her shows on Promiscuity and how to stop it we will only see a rash of new rape cases. Thanks Tyra.

That's hardly the only reason Tyra is a bad influence on girls. When she asked a 14 year old on her show today what she learned from today's episode the girl responded "I learned not to sleep around because guys don't like that."

Empowerment indeed young lady.

P.S. some men will like that.

Hugs and Cuddles,

Romius T.


Evil Spock said...

Evil Spock spent 14 in the library eating lunch by Evil Spock's self. Anxiety and all.

Were girls really that easy?!?

Um, size 42?

Dr. Stephanie said...

Size 38.

And a 30" inseam? Are you a garden gnome or something? Sheesh. Get some lifts.

Dr. Stephanie - taking away men's self-respect, one set of testicles at a time.

Romius T. said...

Dr. Steph has used all her doctor knowledge so she gets 50 points. Points are redeemable at the Romius T. Store.

I just want to add that I suck in my gut all the time so it looks like I have a 34 inch waist. Which is almost ok.

I have no idea about wonem Evil spock as I am a virgin, but I heard that girls your age are so into sex that they would consider fucking me!

Jezebelsriot said...

Tyra's pretty. She's going to be my girl friend. I like a little chunk, so it's fine.

I can't ever find jeans either. I went on a crusade for the perfect jean two weeks ago, something that would help my flat ass, suck in my tummy, accentuate the long legs. I didn't find anything. If jeans are $90 bucks, they should transform my shape into a supermodels, those are the rules.

Moral of the story- I wouldn't have to be so picky if I'd just stop eating of Jack in the Box's menu.

Romius T. said...

It doesn't help that Jack is always telling pot smocker to buy 30 tacos either. Damn they are tasty .

Anonymous said...

Ok lady, are you suggesting that girls start sleeping around at a young age. I am 15 years old, and have my dignity, i am not going to be labeled a "slut". besides if a man wants a serious relationship he won't be looking for a whore. Yes men like women that sleep around, but only for the couple of hours that it lasts. Besides I think Tyra is doing the right thing teaching girls not to be sluts.