Saturday, February 10, 2007

If you want advice from me all I've got is don't let a movie about pimps and ho's bring you down, cuz you better than that man


"Whatchya gonna do with your life?"

If I got asked that question I would have the response as that gum smacking crack head prostitute in Hustle & Flow.

I don't know.

But there are plenty of questions I don't know the answer to. Like why the mustard in this house tastes funny. All of it. I mean even after I threw out the old mustard and bought a brand new bottle.

Do you think there is something in the house that causes mustard to taste funny? I hope not. I hope my taste buds are changing. I'd hate to start putting mayo on my corn dogs.

2 comments:

Dr. Stephanie said...

Perhaps the Scientologists could explain that.

Tuesday would be excellent, by the way. By the way, she's very high-maintenance.

Romius T. said...

That's cool I am ok with high maintainence chicks. Esp whens we family.

Freaking scientologists.