Saturday, February 24, 2007

35 years ago Susan Polk was Jail Bait this Week


At the age of 14 Susan Polk was in psychotherapy treatment. I am not sure why she was there. I am sure it had nothing to do with her psychic abilities to predict 9/11. Psychic abilities aren't illegal that I know of.

Stabbing your husband probably is. Even if you met him at the age of 14. And even if he was the guy giving you treatment for your crazy problems.

Here's a bit of advice:

If you are going to marry your 14 year old patient make sure you cure her ass of her delusions. Otherwise she just might stab you to death.

Here's another bit of advice:

If your wife can predict future events like 9/11 the government may send radio waves into her head telling her to kill you and set her up for life in prison.

"Susan Polk received the maximum sentence after acting as her own lawyer in a trial permeated with theatrics, including discussion of her psychic powers and cross-examination of her own sons. An attorney representing her Friday said she planned to appeal."

Susan Polk you are here by inducted into the Jail Bait Hall of Fame. Sorry it had to be 35 years too late.

3 comments:

Evil Spock said...

Evil Spock has a feeling Evil Spock's going to get stabbed by a psychic someday . . .

Dr. Stephanie said...

Duly noted. In fact, your insights are so sharp and on the mark, have YOU ever considered a career as a therapist?

Romius T. said...

Evil spock should not worry as I see no future stabbin's in his life.

Doc Steph, indeed I am Ph.c. in something.