Saturday, February 17, 2007

I feel happy today even though last night I spotted 3 people with missing ear parts

And I am not going to let you guys get me down. Today I had pork tacos and rode my bike. The waitress from the restaurant looked at me with a sense of earnestness and ordered me to have a great day.

She wanted to make sure she connected with me, since when she asked "Do you need change?" I said "yes."

But on the ride home I did have a great time. I took a meandering path home and listened to Kelly Clarkson's Because of You. The wind was in my hair. And I thought, "Hey, at least you have more hair than Britney Spears for the wind to speed through."

Now this might not be a good place for a segue but I thought it odd that last night so many people with ears bitten off were out. Was it some kind of National Go out and Play Poker and Forget that You Have Had Your Ear Bitten Night? Because if so I would have totally been behind such an event. I could march for that kind of cause.


Dr. Stephanie said...

Um, where was it that you were strolling through, exactly? Because I'd take a red sharpie pen, and mark a great big X through that section of my map. The first time you spotted Missing Chunk of Ear Person = novelty. The second time = eerie coincidence. The third time = get the hell out of Dodge.

Evil Spock said...

Evil Spock would have gone with a Van Gogh reference instead of Evander Holyfield. You know, class up the joint for all the deviants who come here for the jailbait posts.

Jezebelsriot said...

The image of you on your bike all smiley happy like a dog with his head out the car window was a really beautiful visual. Thank you for that. It made me feel all fuzzy and happy.

Romius T. said...

Steph, i was in a casino in AZ

Spock, you know i ain't gonna class this joint up for no one. I got's to tell it like it is. Keep it real.

LOL. Like a dog with his head hanging out, yeah just like that!!!