I don't really have a lot to say about them, but I missed being able to bring them up if I wanted. Nothing is more claustrophobic for a free speech advocate than censorship. And if there is anything I am about it's Free Speech. That and downloading pictures of the Olson Twins and pasting them on my shampoo bottles. Then it feels like we are taking a shower together. It's the only way I will ever get a threesome.
Speaking of threesomes, how come all the guys on public library computer work stations are always checking their personal ads out? Don't you want to do that at home? You can afford to buy a subscription to Match.com, but can't or won't spring for the money to get Internet access at home?
Believe me, if you bring home a girl from a date you got on the internet and she can't check her e-mail at your house it's over. Might as well tell her you still live with your Mom. But she probablly figured that out already. Nobody "pays" an old women to sit in the corner of your house and crotchet a sweater for you. Nobody.
You see how I got back to the "Puritanical" bit I opened with. In comedy that is considered a ...well...I am sure they have a name for it, but I don't know it.