Thursday, February 15, 2007

Al Queda gets a bad rap. I think they are a lot like the Puritains, only with more scarves.


I am sitting here at the Tempe Public Library. I can only talk about Al-Queda when I blog from public computers. My roommate is a little paranoid about me getting his computer linked to terrorism.

I don't really have a lot to say about them, but I missed being able to bring them up if I wanted. Nothing is more claustrophobic for a free speech advocate than censorship. And if there is anything I am about it's Free Speech. That and downloading pictures of the Olson Twins and pasting them on my shampoo bottles. Then it feels like we are taking a shower together. It's the only way I will ever get a threesome.

Speaking of threesomes, how come all the guys on public library computer work stations are always checking their personal ads out? Don't you want to do that at home? You can afford to buy a subscription to Match.com, but can't or won't spring for the money to get Internet access at home?

Believe me, if you bring home a girl from a date you got on the internet and she can't check her e-mail at your house it's over. Might as well tell her you still live with your Mom. But she probablly figured that out already. Nobody "pays" an old women to sit in the corner of your house and crotchet a sweater for you. Nobody.

Porn surfing at the library makes no sense to me. Guys are always getting caught for lewd behavior or downloading porn at the local library. I am sorry, but I have a little more decorum that that. In fact I don't even like surfing my blog at the library. I've noticed some of the pictures I post are a bit "racy."

You see how I got back to the "Puritanical" bit I opened with. In comedy that is considered a ...well...I am sure they have a name for it, but I don't know it.

4 comments:

Dr. Stephanie said...

No one? Oh... I guess this means I have to tell Mom to leave.

Romius T. said...

you leave me with no other choice than to add you to the blogroll sicko!

Evil Spock said...

Evil Spock can't afford getting caught perusing All White Dating at work at home, lest people find out Evil Spock is a self-hating Vulcan.

It's better to be done at the library amongst the homeless.

Romius T. said...

Now that makes sense!