Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Tagged Again.

DO YOU SNORE?
No. That's gross.

ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Neither.

WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
I have to pick one? How about being tagged again?

AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? Hell yes. When I visited my Auntie Norma all she has on the TV was Christian Broadcasting. I honestly thought her TV was broke. So I spent all day with the Lego's or outside away from all that Christian Propaganda.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF REALITY TV? Sucks for the most part. But most TV that is not Battle Star Galactica sucks.

DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? Only when I am horny or near death. Or in prison for a weapon.

WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? O hell yas.

IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? Sure. Chicks digg me.

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Black like my penis.

DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? No. I bathe.

HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? Scared of heights mofo.

ANY SECRET TALENTS?I am uniquely known to posses zero talents whatsoever.

CAN YOU SWIM? I won't drown, but I am still not letting you on the lifeboat first.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE DONNIE DARKO? Yes. What is the big deal about this movie? Let me guess before this movie your favorite was the Green Mile.

DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? Sure. I care more about getting laid though.

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? I think a lot, I'll ask a hooker.

CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? No.

DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER? Manual is always better.

WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?I just don't understand it. But I agree with killing animals.

IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? not for a while. After I get jailed for killing a lot of women, I will be found a great deal sexier by the finicky opposite sex.

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No, they might use it to profile me.

WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? This question was written by BIG PHARM. This whole meme has no other purpose.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, I LOVE YOU? To my mommy.

DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? They are so sad. Of course.

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Over easy. There is simply no other way.

ARE BLONDES DUMB? Women yea. Men only sometimes.

WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? That's where Dark Matter comes from.

WHAT TIME IS IT.
1 P.M.
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? Romius T.

IS MCDONALDS DISGUSTING? Delicious cheeseburgers.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Yesterday.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? Shower. I ain't gay.

IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?yes. And don't fuck with him or piss him off. He would molest you and kill your parents. Also he might be a cannibal.

DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?only if your kissin it.

ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? No, just the stuff I walk on.

WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?coke a cola

CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? Both I like old fashioned peanut btter too!

CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? That's wrong on every level.

HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? Like I would tell you.

IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? I'm not sure. define drug free? caffeine is a drug, no? I'm a coke ho.

ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?Not at all. I never sleep. Which is why I am a terrorist.

WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?Awesome.

DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? Are you kidding?

ARE YOU PSYCHIC? Are you kidding. Any idiot who still believes in magic should be shot.

HAVE YOU READ CATCHER IN THE RYE? yep.

DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? First chair violin in the 7th grade. Hell ya. Mad props to me.

HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? What else do you call it?

CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? No.

DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?I could. Can I kill any islolated campers while I am there?

DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? Only when Bill cosby comedyy albums are playing.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? I just answered that question, but no. God is not real. There is no such thing as Karma. ETC. etc.

ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? I fucking hate dogs !!!!

YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? of course. I've had a starter marriage. big fan of divorce. everyone should give it a twirl at least once.

CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? no, but I can do the earth walk.

DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?yes

IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?no

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?chicken wings.

DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?no.

HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW? 323 of Larry King's Laoatian Min-Wives.

WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?I don't know.

DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? wht? No amercrombie?

FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT?anything by UFO

ARE YOU TAGGING?no

2 comments:

katie schwartz said...

ok romius, what bug crawled up your ass and died?! huh?!

I hate to burst your bubble, but I own anger right now and you ain't takin' it and claiming it as your rightful emotion! it's mine god dammit.

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahd

;--0

katie schwartz said...

putz, you can't respond to some using my answers. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA.

YOU ARE TOO MUCH, ROMY.