What the hell happened to my Google Page ranking? A few days ago it was 5. Today I noticed that it was only a 4. I wonder why that is.
I don't want to say my ranking was lowered just because I tell my readers that Google spies on them. But what other reason can it be? Have I pissed off Google because I don't use AdSense? Is it because I might use PayPerPost to generate some income? I hope not Google. Otherwise I will have to add that to my list of Google's crimes against humanity.
Are some of my fellow readers not linking to me anymore? I doubt it. Is Google pissed that my blog is now qualified for PAY PER POST? It was right after PPP told me I was approved to place ads on my blog that my rating fell by 1 point. Coincidence? Maybe. Maybe not. Google claims to do no EVIL. I love G-mail. But maybe Google is evil.
IS GOOGLE EVIL?
Here is a list of BAD Things GOOGLE does other than lowering my page ranking for no good reason.
I don't want to say my ranking was lowered just because I tell my readers that Google spies on them. But what other reason can it be? Have I pissed off Google because I don't use AdSense? Is it because I might use PayPerPost to generate some income? I hope not Google. Otherwise I will have to add that to my list of Google's crimes against humanity.
Are some of my fellow readers not linking to me anymore? I doubt it. Is Google pissed that my blog is now qualified for PAY PER POST? It was right after PPP told me I was approved to place ads on my blog that my rating fell by 1 point. Coincidence? Maybe. Maybe not. Google claims to do no EVIL. I love G-mail. But maybe Google is evil.
IS GOOGLE EVIL?
Here is a list of BAD Things GOOGLE does other than lowering my page ranking for no good reason.
- Google spies on your web surfing through cookies
- Google listens in to your home through your speaker and microphones connections
- Google works with the CIA
- Google is amassing huge data bases on you big enough to predict everything about you and they never delete anything
- Google censors themselves in China
- Google invested money in a Genetics company so they can keep track of you better
- Google's Toolbar is spyware
- Google lowered my page ranking for no damn good reason
- Google is mapping everything
OK so I didn't get through the list without adding that google lowered my page ranking for no damn good reason, but it did!
Please Digg this article so Google will fix my Page Rank. Don't forget to BlogRoll me if I link to you or you like my blog. You know I am awesome.
5 comments:
Google is nefarious.
Mr.Snay,
indeed they are!
Hey has anyone Digged me yet?
"Here is Wisdom! The number of the Beast is the number of a man, six hundred, three score, and six." Or aptly put for modern times, G-o-o-g-l-e.
"Six letters, hmmm, . . . you've gotta wonder."-- Diane Tomlinson, crack Daily Pitchfork correspondent.
Hey at least Blogger is not as hosed up as it used to be.
We, Ourselves of the Collective shall do all in Our Power to drag you back to the lofty perch in Google Page rank which you once held and the key to that young ko-hai are two words.
Allison Stokke.
Qu'ul cuda praedex nihil!
I can't believe I have not posted about this girl!
Yeah, I'm just going to sit over here and be content being slightly unclear as to what blogrolling or digging is. Thank you.
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