Here is another podcast for you to ignore. I guess it's a good thing I waste so much of my valuable time on creating this podcast, because I know you all love to hear me read things to you that you have already read. The Internet g/f thinks my voice is "creepy" so she refuses to listen to the podcast, I can't think what your excuse could be. Are you too poor to afford an i-pod? How can you afford a computer and internet service then?
Speaking of poverty, in addition to my time as a correspondent over at the Needs of the Few, I am interning over at Hell's Leading newspaper the Daily Brimstone where I am the official Arizona economy reporter giving you updates about how John McCain will ruin the American economy, or at least turn all of America in to the dry desert I call home. Today's temperature is 109 degrees, so I guess I should ask the boys over in Hell to 'dial it down a bit' as I don't think I need to actually feel the fires of hell to intern with you.
I think I will just have to say fuck mother earth today and drive the 2 miles to work. Either that or I will need to by new underwear every week. I am not sure which is worse for the Earth, but smelly underwear is not how I got myself 6 spirit wives.
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Is there any law that says two people can't use the same podcast excuse? Because I would totally go with "creepy voice" as well.
Master of Pharmacy Sir Drug Monkey. I believe their is a law. So you must start listening. Glad to see you are still around old boy.
If it wasn't the smelly underwear that got you 6 spirit wives could you please tell us how you did it?
What Romius T isn't telling anyone is that the collective age of his 6 spirit wives is 79, they share two rooms in his basement and they all come from southern Utah.
Otherwise he's legit . . .
Mr Muster,
Good old fashioned cocaine/
freddy in utah that is legit!!!
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