Tuesday, March 11, 2008

I do important things all day like talk to celebrities and eat brownies

5:00 and I am still in my pajamas. I took a nap today, but I still do more important things than you do all day. I talk to famous celebrities who have nothing better to do than talk to me, because they don't have to work for a living like you losers do.

I was going to get some granola bars at work. We had them on sale 4 boxes for $4. Only today is the day we change the "ad" and even though I work at a grocery store I forgot that, so I guess I won't be getting any granola fiber bars after all. I still nee toilet paper, but I found a roll of paper towels in the bathroom, so I don't think I am leaving the house anytime soon. I don't need to be at work until 5 tomorrow. I guess this gives me plenty of time to live blog Eliot Spitzer and instant message famous rock stars.

I can't expect this post to excite you so here are some pictures of that dirty slut hannah montana.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are awful! you cant call her that shes just a teen!

Romius T. said...

Did you look at the pictures?

Anonymous said...

i absolutely hate this bitch
she is so up herself it is unbelievable.
and the worst part is that she thinks acting like a slut on the world wide web uis something every teen does.
i cant wait for her miserable career to end and for her to stop being such a hoe.
actually, i hope shes a hooker and then she can fuck whoever she wants!
because thats all shes portraying about herself, really, isnt it.

Romius T. said...

I cant wait foro her career to implode so she is forced to do actual porn!

Anonymous said...

she is such a slut!! it hink she should go wor for playboy not disney!! and put a effing bra on skank!

J.R.L said...

u know that she has like 15 lookalikes that do this so yes she may be a slut for the vanity fair photos but this isnt her

Romius T. said...

I am pretty sure this is her. The pics were hacked out of her phone.

Anonymous said...

she has nice tits i would eat her out and fuck the shit out of her for FREE!