Me either. But faith in god is not getting me anywhere, and I bet if you clicked on the link and saw the real face of god your faith ain't no good either. I lost money playing poker tonight. I think it might be because I suck at it.
It leaves me really depressed. Because I think I might have to resign myself to working for minimum wage. Frankly, even then any boss would be over paying me.
I wanted to write a long post on resignation. But I was in too dark a place to write for the Internet. Stuff about how brave you need to be in order to buy a gun and shoot yourself. We all know I am way to chicken for that kind of thing. I hate pain too much.
Plus I have all that R/C Cola and masturbation to look forward to.
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I think god looks like a lego man.
I wanna say I get that. Because I feel like I shoud get it. But I don't. But it is stil funny..
RC cola AND masturbation in the same day? look at you!
There are some people so low that perhaps even God can't reach them. People whose lives revolve around RC Cola and masturbation, for example.
on my good days I get r/c and msturbate. The bad days I can't even find myself sexy to masturbate.
You make unemployment sound soooo enticing!
Actually R/C Cola and masturbation sounds like a nice Spring Break to me . . .
Evil spock. your spring break sounds so god damn depressing it makes me wanna hang out with you and watch polish pornography. but in a purely non-gay way.
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