Saturday, March 03, 2007

Polish porn is a poor substitute


Much like El Monterey Frozen Chimichangas are a poor substitute for real Mexican food. You hear a lot of horror stories about Polish pornographers. Like the guys have their faces blotted out for a reason.

You can hear the reason in the background of the video I just watched. Children are screaming and playing. Older sisters knocking on the door. Moms that accidentally walk in. Oops! Somebody grab him a towel and pretend your just giving a massage. I guess in Poland nobody asks a young woman why she is giving an old naked man a massage. In Poland there are some questions you just can't ask.

Plus I am pretty sure that the women in Polish porn films are all victims of the White Sex Slave Trade. Which is why I guess they don't even pretend to enjoy themselves. The sexuality exuded by polish sex trade victims is completely artificial.

Here is a not safe for work viewing- link to porn. I feel a bit awkward showing you this link. Like somehow we've watched porn together. And grown men should never watch porn together. Any "group" viewing of porn other than group pron viewing by middle school friends is creepy. Stephen King not withstanding, I am pretty sure most of us until now never took part in a circle jerk.

5 comments:

Dr. Stephanie said...

I do feel dirty now. Maybe we could shower... together... and pretend we're both in a Polish film. I could look bored and tired, and you could look old and wrinkly.

Romius T. said...

That's exactly how I picture things..me pink old and wrinkly and you bored...he he

Evil Spock said...

Wait, wait, wait. . .

You don't like El Monterey Chimichangas?!?

Malnurtured Snay said...

oooh, white slavery? what's the going rate for a slutty pole these days?

Romius T. said...

I love monterey chimi's I got 2 bags of em in my fridge.

Snay,
the going rate is 5 bags of chimis!!