First I want you to stop worrying about me so much. It turns out my brother has the same problem with black squiggly lines in his vision, and since he has health care he can answer questions about my sickness. He said the eye doctor told him is was just a natural part of aging like forgetfulness, and if the lines get bad enough they can go into your eyeball and scrape out all the mucus, and replace it with saline and then you can see again.
Though if you watch the video below you may just want to rip your eye balls out of their sockets and throw them away. That is unless you are into man-boy love like the host of this variety show in Holland. I guess what he does is legal there because he is doing it on national tv. Thanks to the Drunken Stepfather for pointing this out.
Also my brother has a podcast. It is haha funny, he has drunken observations as an aMErican abroad. He records his drunk driving observations on the go. And sometimes it is funny just to make fun of him because he is an ignorant red neck.