I don't think it is very nice of you to be so selfish. Lots of listeners means lots of money for me and lots of money for me means I will devote myself full time to this blog. I would write everyday and start my book about the angel who has to face a giant headed baby he created by having sex with a red headed human. I know you can't wait for me to finish my novel, so get busy making me famous. Or you will regret it. I will find you when you are alone on some staircase and I will push you down the stairs. I will stand over you after you fall, and I will mock your new found paralysis by speaking to you from then on only in the computer generated voice of Doctor Steven Hawking. I don't think you want that.
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This is where I whine about my bandwidth limitations. I can watch many videos or download podcasts because I get locked out of the internets if I do. And then I whine about that.
I'll be unselfish and digg you or something. Maybe link you, but that sounds kinda dirty.
I will be unselfish. But whiny.
Good, I just wanted to get rich off of paralysis money and live the rest of my days annoying you in your grocery store in a riding cart. Beep. Beep.
d-cup,
I have never heard of people who have bandwidth limitations on their internet. How is that possible? Do you live in 1996? Can I borrow your time machine?
Frieda,
No matter how I demean you, you manage to own it! I am so impressed.
OH MY GOD!!! I LOOOOOOVE the new picture you have up. i wasn't referring to the kitten cuddled under a blanket (although adorable), but the smoldering, sexy adrian grenier. you have such great taste - your blog is better than ever!
you know what is the only thing missing?
a picture of a puppy playing with a ball... something like that.
the improvements to your site are OUTSTANDING. adrian grenier AND a cute dog?? can it really get any better than this?
whomever convinced you to make these remarkable changes to your blog really deserves an award.
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