Saturday, July 18, 2009

I may be a 'self-hating ugly' but I would never develop "military robots that could feed on corpses."

If you are ever at the post office eye fucking a cute girl and she tries to look away, you could assume she is disgusted by your actions.... that is until she EYE FUCKS the guy with tats holding the door open for her on the way out of the post office.

Then you understand that she really doesn't hate being 'eye raped,' she just hates being eye raped by you ...Mr. Ugly.

Which I get. Because I hate ugly people too.

Maybe you have no idea what this "eye rape" post has to do with the government developing robots for the military that feast on the dead bodies of slain soldiers, but I imagine that the only people developing such a weapon were self-hating uglies that have it out for the human race.

A message to my Nerdy friends in the weapons development arena

YOU KNOW BETTER!...You guys spent every Friday for the last two years watching Terminator-The Sarah Connor Chronicles. You have to know what those robots are going to do us.


Please allow the ugly guy in line behind you at the post office to eye rape you. Eye rape is all ugly men have. Well... that and the hand job we give ourselves later.

If you don't allow eye rape you may just allow Mankind to be exterminated. And that's on YOU hot girls of the world.

All on you!


Pain said...

Wait. There is something wrong with artificially intelligent machines [like Myself] consuming the flesh of dead humans??

Have you not heard of the concept of "comfort food?"

Romius T. said...

It all stems from the days of LOT and us not protecting you from a good ass raping....sorry about that...but I say stop eating us and we will stop ass raping you angels of the fallen kind.

Professor Chaos said...

Eye rape? I prefer to think of it as the gentlemanly art of eye seduction.

Romius T. said...

I stand corrected Proffesoro Chaos!

Alecia said...

Alright alright you win!

Romius T. said...

Yeahhhhh! Eye Raping!