Friday, May 01, 2009
Miley Cyrus wears pantyhose
Here is a picture of Miley Cyrus wearing pantyhose.
I had no idea that women still wore pantyhose.
I know that Miley is only 16 and hence does not count as a woman, but it strikes me as even unlikelier that a 16 year old would wear pantyhose in public. But I guess they do.
I don't have reason for posting pictures of Miley Cyrus in her pantyhose. In fact I should really stop posting pictures of Miley. I should start listening to my Google Analytics page and post pictures of cute Emo boys since the only people who read this site aren't pedophiles but 40 something women.
But I don't want to. I don't share your interests Moms.
I had to post this picture because I think pantyhose is creepy. Also, from the looks of Miley's feet she does not know how to choose shoes. Her feet look pretty cramped in those high heels.
Now go read my Miley Cyrus Fan Fiction!
Not that we have gotten that silliness behind us....
We can talk about something important like the Swine Flu.
I am upset about the Swine Flu.
(I for one am not going to stop calling the Swine Flu the Swine Flu.)
The reason I am upset about the Swine Flu is that I work with the public, and the public goes around spreading the swine flu without a care.
I don't receive any hazard pay for braving the flu and being on the "front lines."
Mexico has basically shut down their entire economy. The only places left open are police stations, hospitals, and grocery stores.
It's funny. All of sudden what I do is important to you. Not that you would ever admit it by paying me better. But the market has spoken I guess and that means I will continue to be paid in such small quantities that I will be compelled to work even in the face of sure death by exposure to a Pandemic.
I can tell you this.
As soon as the Swine Flu breaks out in Tempe you motherfuckers are on your own. You can come to the store and scan and pack your own groceries, because I damn sure ain't gonna do it for you. I am not going to risk my life for you. I don't like you. In fact I hate you.
I can spread this rumor.
Hospitals in Phoenix are jammed full of flu victims. I was told this by a customer . She just got out of the hospital. She came through my line and purchased 70 dollars worth of DVD's.
Why would anyone do that? Has this girl never hear of Blockbuster or NetFlix? I asked the girl why she bought so many DVD's. She said she had the flu and had been in the hospital for a week. She went on to add that there were "hundreds" of people in the hospital for the flu and that the government was not admitting to it.
Then I remembered something told to me by an Indonesian school girl I met on Omegle a "chat room for strangers."
She told me that it was possible that I was not getting better even though many of my flu symptoms have gone away. She mentioned the Dengue Fever. And how the the Dengue fever goes into hibernation. You feel better, "but the disease is just getting stronger."
Strong enough to kill you.
I guess that is why the customer bought herself enough videos to last a week. She knows that the flu will kill her in the next week so she did not mind buying the DVD's vs renting them. Which I guess means that I have a week to live to.
This is all starting to make sense.