Things are looking up for me. Well not really, but I figure you get tired of me saying the same thing in every post about "how things are looking bad for me," or that "I am sitting in feces" and "melting in my apartment in the 90 degree heat."
I've turned on my air conditioning, and that means that the shit is basically staying in my ass. I even bought some of those preparation h wipes for the ass, and my hemorrhoids seem to be a little more under control. At least I don't have the uncontrollable urge to scratch the inside of my ass anymore.
My landlord was over today and has promised to put in a new couch for the apartment, along with a carpet cleaning, and some other stuff to get the house looking nice for the new roommate I will get. He is replacing my old roommate who did not like paying his share of the rent for 2 years.
So maybe things are looking up for me after all. That is until I get the electric bill next month. Then all the shit hits the fan as they say. But until then I am eating double cheeseburgers, and drinking malt liquor, and getting ignored by family members and friends. All the things the now "second best" looking serial killer of all time enjoys doing.
I'm not really getting ignored by my family members. They are just "indifferent" about listening to the new podcast.
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