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When someone stops you on the street to tell you about pregnant horse porn I think you naturally assume that they are talking about the horse being pregnant and not the woman having sex with a horse being pregnant.
But what if "that person" is actually a poster on the Internet in a creepy sex forum that you sometimes visit, (but not before carefully wiping out all traces of your visit by deleting your internet history afterwards) and not an actual person on the street? Well, then there really is no one to blame but yourself, is there?
Something has gone terribly wrong here.
If you accidentally click on the link you may very well feel tricked to find that what you are seeing is a pregnant human female copulating with a horse.
I don't think the Internet adage "it is relevant to your interests" is an appropriate response. I really don't. And I don't care who I anger about that. I mean I do know that flaming on one of these supergeek fetish porn addicts that befriends you by offering you free porn can be risky. That's why I am telling you instead of him. He would probably hack into my computer and download all kinds of illegal stuff into it and then call the cops on me.
We live in age of entitlement that sickens me.
Instead I have to tell him thank-you. "Thanks for sending me that link to the pregnant women fucking horse fetish website. Because I really wanted to know just how specific people feel they can be in this age of over the internet porn."
Personally, I think that he owes me an apology. Horses fucking pregnant chicks is not "relevant to my interests." I mean not that pregnant horses fucking gets me off either. I just like pregnant chicks. Fucking. Maybe they could be sisters from Japan wearing bright navy blue school girl outfits sucking off ponies.
I mean except for the ponies part. I don't like PONIES you FREAKS.
MOAR
BUMP
LOL
I guess I could have linked to the webpage, but that would make it weird for us. Wouldn't it?
Now that I have refreshed your memory let's look at the edited version that now appears on this site:
When a pregnant woman stops you on the street to tell you about pregnant horse porn I think you naturally assume that she must be talking about a couple of horses "fucking" and one of them is pregnant.
I doubt you'd think she was talking about her desire to have sex with a horse while being pregnant.
But if a sicko like that stopped you in the street I bet you could impress on them the knowledge of their social faux pas with a simple raise of your eyebrows.
But what if "that person on the street" was actually an anonymous poster on the Internet?
How would you scold that person for their inappropriate behavior?
A flame war?
And who could you hold responsible when all you have to blame is the lawless community of anonymous internet geeks who refuse to learn even the basics of human interaction.
Something has gone terribly wrong here.
I want to remind you to be careful when opening the responses you get from the fetish requests you make on the internet, because after you click on the link that the creepy internet nerd sent, you may never be turned on by pregnant chicks again. And that would be terrible thing!
It is relevant to your interests.
I know the anonymous internet poster just wanted to help a fellow fetishist out. But posters should take more care when answering requests they get in cyberspace.
And if you are an internet responder and you fuck up you ... just admit it. Apologize. Don't flame me back with the old Internet adage "it is relevant to your interests."
That's just not the appropriate response to a situation that requires you to apologize.
You guys have no idea how to handle social situations.
I know all you anonymous posters on 4chan hate rules. And I know that flaming back one of those super geek fetish porn addicts who befriends you by offering you free porn can be risky. That's why I am telling the community at large how to behave and not him.
He would probably just hack into my computer and download all kinds of illegal stuff into it and then call the cops on me.
We live in age of entitlement that sickens me.
Instead I had to tell him thank-you:
"Thanks for sending me that link to the pregnant women fucking horse fetish website. Because I really wanted to know just how specific people feel they can be in this age of over the Internet porn."
That guy still owes me an apology. Horses fucking pregnant chicks is not "relevant to my interests." I mean... not that horses fucking gets me off either.
I like to watch pregnant chicks fucking. Maybe they could be sisters from Japan wearing bright navy blue school girl outfits sucking off horses.
I mean except for the horses part. I like PONIES not HORSES you FREAKS!
MOAR
BUMP
LOL
p.s.
I guess I could have linked to the webpage, but that would make it weird for us.
Wouldn't it?
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