The blog review site has not written back to tell me if they are going to review my site. I think they do this on purpose just to get the writers nervous.
They say you are supposed to write better when you are nervous or inspired. I don't think being nervous is going to help me, and since I never get inspired don't count on my impeding doom to help the writing on this blog.
Instead let's pretend that I am not as nervous as a pre-operational transsexual teen right before the doctor cuts off the his penis.
I know what I am talking about because there just happens to be one who stops by the grocery store every couple of weeks with his mom.
I was running the self check out line when I noticed her. She/He was wearing a t-shirt like the one Miley Cyrus made famous a while back. The kind of shirt that shows side boob.
He was resting his hand on the weigh station scale and setting off the alarm on my hand held register control. That's when I walked over to his mom and yelled at her to get her daughter to let go of the scale.
He/She was wearing a pair of those ridiculous skinny jean pants. He had long hair that was tied back in a fancy ponytail. The kind of ponytail that would be hot on a girl.
No one from the family minded when I called him "her" so I guess the whole family is down with the sex change.
Which is good as otherwise a guy like him might be sleeping on a friends couch and it can be very dangerous to sleep on someone's couch these days.
I have a friend who is sick of her roommate. The roommate quit her job as a stripper and now she just sits at home on the couch eating, because she no longer has to worry about staying skinny. I told my friend that I wanted to have sex with Holly the ex-Stripper Roommate before she gets fat. Because fucking a hot ex stripper is cool, but fucking a fat, near homeless, unemployed, couch girl is not.
She replied by text:
I know ...you could always rape her.
I told my friend that her suggestion made me horny. I texted her:
You don't need permission to rape a sex worker!
She texted back:
Haha i also know that, I guess ur gonna have to rape her...she sleeps on the couch it should be easy.
I agreed it should be an easy rape, but I fear couch girl is a light sleeper.