Monday, April 06, 2009

I don't work today

I took a "mostly" brown shit today. It was the fist time in weeks.

I took a shower and in the shower I had this running monologue about women. It has something to do with Vagina. Something about how some vagina feels like meatloaf. Meatloaf with ketchup. I have no idea anymore what the hell I was thinking about. But I thought you'd like hearing about some of the things I can't remember good enough to write down for you.

1 comment:

Lisa said...

Meatloaf with ketchup, huh? And here I thought the roast beef sandwich reference was pretty damned funny and degrading all at the same time.

Well, I guess the fact that they are things you eat makes it not all bad.

Hey - this just gave me an idea. Remember the $64,000 Pyramid gameshow? Imagine someone reading off this list:
Roast beef sandwich
Meatloaf
Pie
Tuna
Taco

Answer: Food words for vagina!

Okay - I need sleep after that.