Monday, April 30, 2007

At Last I Welcome Kara Borden into the Jail Bait Hall Of Fame


This whole Jail Bait thing was just my idea for drawing traffic to my website. As much as I hate to admit it I need you. Not that your attention doesn't cause me some cognitive dissonance. OK it doesn't even cause dissonance, I just like using big words you don't understand.

For a reason I can't quite fathom people in Turkey love to search for Polish Porn. I had no idea that Polish Porn was even a real category. But it is. Trust me. My stats don't lie.

None of that has anything to do with Kara Borden. And if you don't know who Kara Borden is then you should. Kara is a 14 year old girl who convinced her 18 year old boyfriend to shoot her parents. After he shot her parents in front of her she ran off with him.



Kara Borden Teen Seductress and Femme Fatale

Now guess if she did any jail time over this. Nope. Because the authorities think Kara is a victim. Check out my good friends over at The Daily Pitchfork for their amazing coverage of Kara. Pitchfork's original reporting brought Kara to my attention. The Crime Library has tons of news from newspapers sources.

I'm not sure why it took so long for Kara to make it in the Hall Of Fame, but sometimes even the greats get treated this way. How long did it take for Scorsese to get an Oscar?


David Ludwig went to jail just because Kara got her way.



I can't answer your obvious question why a teen seductress who entices her boyfriend to kill her parents, and then runs off with him after he murders her parents, in cold blood right in front of her, gets away with, serves no jail time, and then writes about the hardships she has to endure on her Xanga page while her former lover faces the death penalty took so long for to get inducted to the Hall of Fame. I can only guess it's because the story feels made up. But the facts are both sad and true. And this chick is at least twenty times more guilty than my personal hero Scott Peterson.

Beware of the Jail Bait.

Hugs and Cuddles.

Romius T.

P.S. If you are really disgusting you can visit Kara's MySpace page that includes text messages she had with the real victim-her boyfriend.

13 comments:

Pain said...

We, Ourselves, are honored to be seen in such a light. The events of November 2005 are still fresh in the consciousness of Hell inasmuch as We immersed ourselves in them.
Fret not talented young human minion soon enough Kara Beth will come up from her hiding place seeking money and fame and expose herself to the harsh light of the media so she can "clear the air."

Remember the mantra, "Nothing is sacred during sweeps!"

Evil Spock said...
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Romius T. said...

not a problem pain. you deserve it!

Malnurtured Snay said...

Kara looks like a total whore.

Romius T. said...

Snay you are sooo right on about that!

Yas said...

jesus h christ!!! i suddenly feel so normal!

Romius T. said...

that's too bad. iwas hoping you were a bit freaky.

Jezebelsriot said...

Ahh, I don't know if there is anything cuter than a teenage lovelorn boy, except maybe one in a jail uniform.

Romius T. said...

Pervert. I knew you'd be dripping for the boy!

Anonymous said...

I actually know Kara Borden. Your story is completely false. The newspapers got the wrong facts and misrepresented the entire situation. She is nothing like you made her out to be - she is actually really sweet and not a whore at all. And for the record she did not convince David to shoot her parents. And he was not innocent like you think.

Mariah said...

The reason Kara was never brought up on any criminal charges is because there was ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE to even suggest she wanted David to kill her parents. The authorities searched high and low, even calling in the forensic computer specialists to find anything that had been deleted from a computer, but guess what? Zero...the girl was innocent- despite her questionable moral choices.

Anonymous said...

I went to high school with Kara for about two years. That's not what happened at all. You're summary of the event is full of lies. You should stop blogging, seriously.

Anonymous said...

Id love to meet her...