Friday, April 27, 2007

Kirsten Dunst has small boobs

Kirsten Dunst has small boobs
that don't move around
They stay put.

Stuck in the middle of her chest
they are
pissed
off
at the big titted
chests

Because they will always be
small
inconsequential,
mediocre
like me.

I hope kirsten doesn't stumble on this blog
or read the mean things others say about her.
Or get depressed
when she stops to think
about her small tits.

I love big tits
but I like small tits too.

But I am sure
I wouldn't like being stuck
in the middle

like small tits

on a girl
who wants to be pretty.

I don't need to be the happy of a girls with big tits
I want to be small tit happy
like you Kirsten

so I can bend over
by the side of the pool
and pick up the paper
without much cleavage showing

but I won't read the nasty things
they say in the paper
just the good news

because I am a chickenshit coward

like my father before me

just like luke skywalker says
or bukowski did
in a documentary today

go back to sleep kirsten
where you can dream away your small tits
and where you don't have to apologize
for dreaming away

in your dreams it's ok to have insecurities
about small tits
about small boobs

it's ok you bent over
it's ok if I see them
'cuz I won't say anything mean
or write
anything nasty

I'll just write you love poems
and rub lotion on your back
because you freckle easy

and my lips will get cold
from all the wine we drink
swallowing our youth
like bitter
lawn darts

10 comments:

Evil Spock said...

Your contribution to National Poetry Month is greatly appreciated.

Malnurtured Snay said...

I like 'em, I'd play with her boobs.

Romius T. said...

thank you evil spock any thing I can do for poetry month i will.

Mr. snay
I love her boobs too. I have had a think for kirsten as long as I can remember and I can remember a long time.

Dr. Stephanie said...

HEY. There is nothing -- NOTHING -- wrong with having little boobs.

That said, I thought your poem was wonderful. My favorite line was, "...like bitter lawn darts/swallowing our youth."

Oh that EVERY day could be National Poetry Day.

eventsnoted said...

In the name of all things simain, I love your poem and her small boobs.

Romius T. said...

Why thanks you doc and events. ps i love the small ones too doc!

Jezebelsriot said...

Aw, Romius, this was absolutely beautiful. I think a tear squeezed out at the corner of my eye. You moved me that much.

And I like all tits too. They're a wonder.

Anonymous said...

The boobs tend to look bigger when the woman is bent over and a bra is mashing the boobs together. They are small but appear big.
Huge Tits Milf

Anonymous said...

They developed into rather good sized boobs, does that mess up your poetry? ;) =P

Romius T. said...

I'm very happy she got bigger. My work stands alone.