Monday, January 01, 2007

Don't be so pissed. Saddam's only doing what you would do if you could.

Just in case I ever get into a position of power I keep a list of people I will execute.

I just added some pathetic yahoo personal ad chick who says "I want to find someone who is patient and can understand that my children and my dog are my life and they come first."

What kind of psycho are you to put your human mate below the interests of a dog? And what kind of needy lowlife actually could actually hook up with a chick that plans on demeaning you like this?

Maybe that's why you are still single little girl.

I am only single because I am unemployed, fat, ugly, and a bit rude. So it's all by choice. But God's choice. I am the Job of single life.


Evil Spock said...

Sometimes I hate dog people.

Romius T. said...

I always hate them. And their dogs.

Jezebelsriot said...

You are handsomely husky and always rude, not sometimes. I have a second or third cousin that used to have sexual relations with her dog, now that's a dog person there.

Saddam was a sort of comic relief of dictators, like a quirkier, more eccentric, evil version of Castro. His look a likes in speedos on the beach just cracked me up. He was the Gargamel of despots, always after his smurfs, well, except his smurfs were people and he was attempting Genocide, but we all looked away when Gargamel did it!

Romius T. said...

You sourced garemal in a comment that is awesome which is why you are a superfan.

Romius T. said...

You're right I am handsomely husky just ask the pants i bought from the Sears catalog.