Tuesday, January 02, 2007

I hate you Trey Parker. I hate you too Matt Stone. I am just not to sure what Matt Does. I think he got rich because his friend is funny.


My I-pod isn't working. I-Tunes can really suck like that sometimes. I think I am going to take out all my anger on Trey Parker. Even if that Trey Parker knows Ayn Rand writes a dull book.

Because all my songs are gone. All my podcasts are gone. You might think this presents me with an opportunity to really explore in specific terms what really bugs me about Parker. Maybe even point out some specific examples of his hypocrisy.

But Libertarians are Flat Earthers. Their philosophy is so full of bunk and oblivious to such obvious truths that it's embarrassing when they finally see the truth. So I don't want to be that guy. The guy that finally makes Stone and Parker see the light about Amway in the back row of some local Denny's.

"I hate conservatives, but I really fucking hate liberals.”

Nobody would have ever guessed that from the show, Mr. Parker. Just one thing. I am pretty sure Science agrees that Global Warming is real. But since you are from Colorado you probably want it warmer. I lived in Colorado Springs for almost a year. It really sucks there. Except for the nice Mormons.

My family wouldn't have eaten a few weeks out of that year if it weren't for church groups dropping off boxes of food. So I just wanna say thanks to the Mormons.

6 comments:

Evil Spock said...

Mormons are nice. Oh, I think I made you a little more famous in the blog today.

Romius T. said...

Thanks Evil Spokie!!I might get famous now!

Jezebelsriot said...

I used to love it when the innocent little mormon boys came to my door on bicycles, all dressed in those flat white button downs and plain black pants. They all looked so rosey cheeked and virginal. I could barely restrain myself from forcibly defiling them.

You know, I've never seen a full episode of South Park, but I watched the feature length movie and laughed quite a bit. If only I could have drawn flat, crude animation and made little kids cuss, I could be rich right now. Damn the luck.

Romius T. said...

jezzy

you should have your own hbo show where you deflower mormon boys.

Jezebelsriot said...

Wow, I am telling you!

Anonymous said...

"I am pretty sure Science agrees that Global Warming is real. "

Global warming may be real. Man made global warming is a farce.