Why is it that women like me to have sex with them while they sleep???

I am drinking LARGE amounts of wine
in LARGE blue wine glasses

I am a TERRITORIAL she- BEAST
that will indulge you,

only to feast on your intestines

I am walking very fast to get to you

I am bitter:
like a cold
medicine
for
cold sores

I am getting very DRUNK
(quickly)
to amuse
you

I think you like me now
I think you hate me now

You are my fuck biscuit
I am your mountain MAN