I can be a Hypochondriac if I want

I'm having one of those gastric reflux kind of nights.  

You know the kind where you wake up in a panic from sleep (due to the whole throat constriction and unable to swallow thing) and get all paranoid and panicky, and by panicky I mean you start to Google stuff like "can't swallow & protein" which gives you the 14th different idea as to why you can't swallow, which has something to do with eating 40% of your calories from protein and how that is bad for your kidneys, because it take a lot of urinating to get rid of all that protein, and maybe that is why I am always thirsty, because I have so much protein and not enough physical activity (typing is not an exercise.)

I can't remember exactly what protein poisoning had to  do with not being able to swallow, and I am sure there was a point to that, but it is 5:14 in the morning, and I can't think straight.

I have brown rice.

I am going to start eating more brown rice. I think maybe I will add a few vegetables to my diet as well. I have a hard time coming up with stuff to eat that is not hamburger meat and Recess Peanut Butter Cups.  But I will give it a shot.

I will probably explode with fatness from all the carbs I am going to consume.  But I think if I stop drinking soda for a few weeks my throat might not close up on me, and that will make me feel better, and if I happen to confuse my healthy diet with feeling better then it will be a win/win situation.

Not for you mind you.

If I was still paranoid I would be the Glen Beck of the world of hypochondriacs.

But that is not going to happen now.

I wrote (ok thought) a good story in the bathroom shower yesterday (all my good ideas and narrative comes to me in the shower-why the fuck don't they make a water proof laptop for the shower *BINGO* million dollar idea.)

But because I am being all proactive all you get is this  post with no creativity, and all I get is to start eating right and stop drinking cola.

So if you prefer more "show" in your blog narrative then you need to pray that I continue to eat Fast Food and drink Coke.

But if my new found proactive orientation allows me to sleep at night instead of sitting at the computer composing a bunch of posts with too much "tell" in them then I am all for it.