Thursday, February 19, 2009
Seeing that OCTOMOM almost ruined my fetish of TEEN PREGGO GIRLS
It's just like me to tell you that I am done blogging and done with this whole Internet thing and then start posting like a mad man. Like a manic. Like some kind of retarded monkey on Twitter and by retarded monkey I mean one of the offspring of Sarah Palin. The one with the extra Chromozone.
I don't have a reason for making fun of Sarah Palin's mongrel child, but I just didn't want her to think she was all in the clear for having some kind of beat up old womb giving life to mental midgets that the state or some poor Mexican nanny is going to have to take care of for the rest of the unnatural life span of something that should have caused her uterus to spontaneously abort.
But enough abut how I hate the retarded.
I am sure you have all seen those pictures of the OCTOMOM as the OCTOMOM is all the rage on the internets and I am sure all of you have been waiting for my response about having OCTUPPLETS.
I think the idea is crazy. I would have aborted at least 7 of those puppies. And seeing that OCTOMOM with her huge distorted baby bumps almost made me lose my preggo fetish.
Which is saying a lot as the only reason I go bowling is that two of the girl that go bowling with me are teen moms with awesome baby bumps which is ike two dark fantasies in one. I get to touch the baby bumps and then go masturbate in the restroom as long as no one notices that I run to the bathroom after groping the hard bellies because I am sure that the baby daddies would not go for that.
Then again who knows? Teen fathers usually hate seeing teen girls knocked up because all they see is dollars signs that they cannot afford. So maybe I am doing them a favor by taking all the sexual graticfication and desire all these teen moms have and putting it to good effect. At least I can wank my semi hard on for a few minutes and maybe get some blood flowing down there for a change.