Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Self Help Podcast # 21

I was recording this podcast when I got interrupted by a phone call from work. They wanted me to pick my schedule for the upcoming week. I have to work 6 days next week. Not a big deal as I typically work 6 days a week so I can at least get near 35 hours.

When the phone call came I was watching Netflix online. I was watching a documentary, Stripped. The documentary is about a woman who goes undercover to work as a stripper and records her observations and those of her co-workers.

My co-worker wanted to know if I was jacking off while I was watching the movie. I told her that while the movie had a lot of nudity it was no an exploitation movie. The movie was directed by a woman, so it was not sexual it was informative.

What did I learn? Women who strip like money. Women who strip like the attention from men at first, it reminds them of daddy. They say so explicitly. But eventually women see the biological side of men. That we are erect penises. That we we are being sexual we don't need them emotionally. But then they get resentful of the men who want to connect emotionally with them. Because they have already given so much when they dance for men they are too tired to give anything more.

By the end of the movie most of the women are dead, or they are in comas. I assume that is why every time you go a strip club you see different women. They have a high mortality rate.

Go read Grace Undressed if you want to get into the mind of stripper. I suggest it even when she deleted my comment on her blog that indicated that if she publishes a book before me I would slit my wrists and it would be her fault. I guess ex-strippers don't have a sense of humor. Netflix thought I would rate this movie 2 stars out of 5. But I give it 3.75 stars.

And now here is a list of drinks in my fridge:
  1. coke
  2. dr. pepper
  3. milk
  4. bottled water
  5. red bull
  6. fresca
  7. barq's root beer
  8. big k cola
  9. big k lime-lemon
  10. bud select
  11. miller lite
  12. mich ultra
  13. minute maid orange aid
  14. mm fruit punch
  15. mm lemanade
  16. o'douls
  17. diet dr pepper
  18. light apple jiuce
  19. power aid
  20. fanta orange
  21. diet orange
  22. margarita mix
  23. protien shakes
  24. diet lemonade


Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Best list ever. EVER.

Freida Bee said...

Holy shit! Are you having a party for stripers over at your place? Them's a lot of drinks.

We have:


Uh- that's all.

My poor deprived kids. We don't even have juice.

Freida Bee said...

Candy Stripers, I guess that would have to be, either that or strippers.

Have fun.

Romius T. said...

thanks doc von monkey!

frieda your kids are way too poor for kool-aid? jeez/

no party as of yet though you never know one day I will get the spirit wives to party with me!

Anonymous said...

This movie was so good AND you obviously need to watch it again because at the end most of the women are NOT dead! That is total LIE! Out of the 5 women 1 went missing and the other went into a coma due to a operation. The other women got out of the business and are successful!

If your are going to do self help of people get your facts straight!

Romius T. said...

dear idiot,

this website is satire,....