In addition to talking to me about her yoga, she asked me if I though I was intuitive. I agreed that I was. But then again who says they aren't? She told me a secret about herself that she had never told another patient (I won't reveal it) so I felt like we bonded a bit. If she hadn't stuck her finger up my ass you could have said it was a great first date. Actually, come to think of it, that might make a great first date.
I'm going back in few weeks for a general physical and exam from my actual doctor. I am supposed to get my lab results back as well, I got tested for prostate cancer and other blood work.
I should mention some positive things. My ingrown toenail is feeling better. I think the antibiotics were working on it as well as the cellulitis. The swelling is down and I have stopped bleeding from my toe every day. I need to get that looked at as soon as all this other stuff calms down. I'd like to be able to go swimming or to the beach (or just wear some flip flops.)
I hope I won't need additional antibiotics for that!
Other than that I feel okay. I am still having some occasion stomach cramping and pain. But it is quite light and not so bad. The only thing left is bladder pain and some difficulty in urinating. That's been going on for some time. Since the 26th. Maybe it has something to do with the squishy things in my testicles. I am having the M.D. check them on June 1st.
Tomorrow is therapy. Looking forward to that. Someone to talk to for 50 minutes that has to listen to my shit and pretend to care. Just like you guys. Only I don't have to pay you!
Told the ex-internet girlfriend about my diagnosis of Diverticulosis and she was like, "I bet you were excited to hear that you have a real disease to talk about!"
I was like, "Oh please!" Internet GF is getting marred this week. Congrats Internet GF. Not that you read my blog anymore!
p.s.
To the doctor at the ER that misdiagnosed my rash. Go suck it. My ENTIRE ass is inflamed. My thighs have some mighty nasty looking shit on them. This is not just a fat guy rubbing his legs together. I's take a pic but I don't want to gross you guys out. If you want to see just Google psoriasis.
Love,
Romius T.
1 comment:
Yay! I see you were able to get this "lost post" back from the dead...does that make this a zombie post?
Whats up with the teasing? Not telling us the secret she (ironic-quote) never told another patient (ironic-unquote)?
You think every night she's doing a search-engine-query on "divulged secret promised not to blog about being a cross-dressing transvestite pedophile who abducted children for the Bush's" or some such nonsense?
Give up the scoop!
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