About Me. I was told every blog should have one of these.I am 38. I work in a grocery store. I am an atheist and a Marxist. I have acid-reflux disease, and for a white guy I can make a pretty mean homemade refried bean tostada.
A brief history of this blog:
This blog started out as a work blog. I worked for the county in a self help court center and law library. I started writing a blog to help me deal with the customers that came in.
One day my boss discovered the blog. I got fired. Then I started writing mostly about stuff I found on the internet. Finally, I decided I would write a "fictitious" account of my life as my alter ego Romius T.
Romius T. is an amplification of my worst/best qualities. We both like Preggo Porn. We drink too much cola. We also like to get drunk and wallow around the house. We both complain to anyone who will listen. We both know how miserable YOU ARE even if you won't admit it.
Read my third best post and learn about my ex-girlfriend.
I hope you take every thing I say seriously, because the best satire is believable. If you get offended by anything you read here I want you to think I was joking. If you agree with anything you read here... then I was being serious.
This blog was reviewed by the website Ask and Ye Shall Receive. They fucking loved it.
1 comment:
I knew you were a lawyer.
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