I have loaned out my extensive ( I might say world renownd) legal expertise to a litigation group this Thursday. They will be paying 90 dollars, and I will get to pretend I am a jurist. So much DRAMA!
I have had dreams of grandeur and keep thinking about the book "Runaway Jury" I will have those other jurists eating out the palm of my hand. I say not GUILTY damn it. I will deliver the jury my way and finagle my way on to the real jury. Once there, I will garner thousands of dollars from the side willing to pay for victory.
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