I have no idea who to trust anymore. Nor any idea what I should do. At least we can take heart that the one redeeming quality in the North Korean Peninsula is that the great leader is trying to do everything possible to stop the robot apocalypse!
Even if it means killing me! I understand the sacrifices that warriors must make in war. If I must die, so be it. At least it will be at the hands of the stunning Uzbeki woman dressed in all white. And at least I know my death will save millions, maybe billions.
I stand ready Great Leader!
Instruct me! Death to the singularity! Long live humanity! Long live Kim Jong Il!