Thursday, August 19, 2010
Why don't you pray for the heads of decapitated children to be re-attached
Every day I pray for the heads of decapitated children to be reattached. But it never happens.
I think you should all join me in praying for real miracles.
I'd like to see the head of a child that was decapitated have his head magically reattached.
Stop praising Jesus for the work that doctors do like fixing broken arms and ruptured livers and stuff and take this pledge with me now!
Let's make Jesus earn his praise. Until Jesus heals a decapitated child I will only give praise to the doctor/nurse/human I see physically manipulating the child through the "miracle" of science and technology. From now on Jesus only gets credit for the reattachment of decapitations.
Now that we have all agreed we FINALLY have a real chance of curing the plague of decapitated children!
p.s. does anyone know where I can find video or pictures of decapitated children? this post really lacks some multi media punch.
p.s.s. i am sure this post has nothing to do with the recurring dream i have of cannibalistic infants and toddlers that attack me every night.