I am in need of hydration. Gatorade, water, whatever. Something that will quench my thirst and provide the missing potassium.
Here is the part of the blog where I write long boring stories about how no one loves me.
Only, I am still drunk and not hung over.
I drank with a few friends.
And I don't feel "up" to being depressed.
But when did all the free birthday stuff you get from companies disappear?
That's baloney.
I want my free movie, and my free dinner.
I had to settle for buying a whataburger and watching an episode of Family Guy on my Env3.*
This post is not sponsored by Verizon's V-cast, or LG's Env3.
Because if they were I'd be making money.
On the brighter side of things, the sound quality of my Env3 has greatly improved since I purchased a 16 gb micro sd card for my tunage.*
* I just want you to know that I am not the kind of person who writes or says things like "tunage." My use of the word was totally ironic or something.
If I was a good blogger I would have linked to back posts where I wined about my birthday, or to the epic Thanksgiving post I wrote last year.
But I am not that kind of blogger. Am I?
6 comments:
happy birth-day. Describing post bday hangover and writing a sentence that includes the word "wined"..don't if that was typo or intentional but it kinda works.
I noticed your blog has disappeared, care to comment why? I miss it. Also the misspells (like tuff) are on purpose and ya I did spell "wined" on purpose thinking I was clever, turns out I am...lol.
well had a moment and hit delete blog..have ninety days to reconsider but thanx for noticing
feel the same way lately. I am very close to throwing this blog in the recycle bin and forgetting it too.
Maybe I will just start drinking every night. Or maybe I will take night courses and marry a sweet girl, or maybe I will take up so unseemly hobby on the dark side of the internet.
Only surfing the dark web is harder than you think.
I found you a woman. She's not 14 or a Puerto Rican lesbian, but I think it could work.
PS, don't delete your blog. If everyone on Blogger had Asperger's Syndrome the world would be a better place.
the woman you found me is not 14 and with pictures of miley cyrus adjusting her bra floating around the internet it makes it hard for me tot take seriously your efforts, thought he blog is kinda funny is a way I have not figured out yet/ are you saying I have aspergers syndrome?
that makes sense. I wont delete the blog but I seem to be taking some time off. lets call it a vacation.
I have to go take a black coated dump.
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